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"You are always looking at people like this. And then she made a face, one he couldn't possibly begin to describe."If I ever look like that, he said dryly, "precisely like that, to be more precise, I give you leave to shoot me."
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"At present, however, with his aching head and queasy stomach, Sebastian was feeling exceedingly resistible. Or if not that, then resistant. Aphrodite herself could descend from the ceiling, floating on a bloody clamshell, naked but for a few well-placed flowers, and he'd likely puke at her feet.No, no, she ought to be completely naked. If he was going to prove the existence of a goddess, right here in this room, she was damned well going to be naked.He'd still puke on her feet, though."
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