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Quotes by Entertainer

"You know this old style of American family series? Well, I sit there and cry."


"I have loved hosting over the years, simply because I love working with people. It's the perfect job."


"I want it to be remembered that Ozzy was the first celebrity who was brave enough to open up his private life to the public. He was the first."

"My fake Japanese was smooth enough to earn me the title of 'The Emperor of Pleasing Graciousness' in that country."

"She is descended from a long line that her mother listened to."

"Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain."

"As you become more clear about who you really are, you'll be better able to decide what is best for you - the first time around."

"The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four more vowels.'"

"My business has doubled in ways I couldn't have imagined."


"But as much as I am personally proud for winning five championships, I'm equally proud just being part of a women's division that has gotten so much better with all these great athletes here."

"We are put on this earth to have a good time. This makes other people feel good. And the cycle continues."

"Well, really the way worked was that I had probably built fifty robots before Mystery Science Theater, and I had sold them in a store in Minneapolis in a store called Props, which was kind of a high end gift shop."

"It's almost seems as though there's a battle going on between the public and all the fast-food establishments, and, believe me, I think it's very tasty food."

"The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune."

"Adam's abduction was our private hell - but it was not an isolated incident. On any given day, any number of children are absent from their homes for diverse and numerous reasons."


"I want people to make the same choice I made to get healthy."

"I became startled by the extraordinary difference between something whose surface is completely invisible which only makes itself present by virtue of what it reflects, and a window, which doesn't make itself apparent at all, in the ideal case."


"I figure anything over 13 weeks in this business is pretty good."

"We knew that we were kind of odd and creeps, and we wanted to do odd, creepy stuff for people who wanted to see that."


"That's sort of like asking a parent who their favorite child is. It's very hard to determine. Sometimes I'll get feedback from somebody who liked this part of the show. Others like another part of the show."

"There is one thing even more vital to science than intelligent methods; and that is, the sincere desire to find out the truth, whatever it may be."

"Due to the political nature of film, partisan film making, especially where the subject is close to the film makers hart, tend to be the norm, rather than the exception."

"What makes literature interesting is that it does not survive its translation. The characters in a novel are made out of the sentences. That's what their substance is."


"My attitude is, if someone's going to criticize me, tell me to my face."


"I'd learned a lot in the Army. I knew that above all things in the world I had to become so big, so strong that people and their hatred could never touch me."

"When we did the pilot, I sort of pictured this guy pirating a signal and then this story unfolding of him building this satellite and these robots and watching these bad movies."


"Trust me, if I were gay I'd be getting more action than I'm getting now."

"The most important issue for the killer is the ability to get a victim easily and successfully."

"Rearranging furniture, adding some candles, or making even small tweaks can really make the difference."

"Argumentative exhibitions bring issues to life in a way that very much irritates traditional curators who want to see their pictures valued for themselves."

"Fortunately, this is not something that we see a lot of. Very rarely do you see a dog in this terrible shape from starvation. People just aren't that cruel."


"Look, a lot of women would be turned off with hearing me say how hot I think Brad Pitt is! Know what I mean? So I probably don't help my cause."

"The thing you fear most has no power. Your fear of it is what has the power. Facing the truth really will set you free."

"I kept thinking, 'Somebody has to make a food show that is actually educational and entertaining at the same time... a show that got down to the 'why things happen.' Plus, I hated my job - I didn't think it was very worthwhile."

"Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity."

"It isn't until you come to a spiritual understanding of who you are - not necessarily a religious feeling, but deep down, the spirit within - that you can begin to take control."

"Radio is not a partner in the industry. I think that the music industry has continued to depend upon radio, but has ended up pandering to a medium that doesn't care."

"I believe that every single event in life happens in an opportunity to choose love over fear."

"It's not that I dislike many people. It's just that I don't like many people."

"But if you think you aren't creative that's cool, too. I think being around people who aren't creative is kind of refreshing and nice."

"The abduction of a child is a tragedy. No one can fully understand or appreciate what a parent goes through at such a time, unless they have faced a similar tragedy. Every parent responds differently. Each parent copes with this nightmare in the best way he or she knows how."

"We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to."

"I'm not one of these guys who says, Now I'm on a really hot show, better quit soon before I get labeled. That's the most ridiculous notion I'd ever heard."
Now,

"What you get is a living, what you give is a life."


"The toughest part was doing it in front of the world and recognizing that you had gotten to a point where if you didn't do something you were going to die."


"Oh, definitely and you know you take the bitter with the sweet but the benefits far outweigh the burdens of what I've been able to do for my family, my word."
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