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Quotes by Entertainer

"We all have to stand by our life's work as the true test of what we have done for the world."


"The end of the animal trade would leave more time to trap or beat to death pop star wannabes."

"Say "Thank You" because your faith is so strong that you don't doubt that what ever the problem, you'll get through it. You're saying thank-you because you know that even in the eye of the storm, God has put a rainbow in the clouds."


"You go to work, tape five shows in one day and then go home and play golf for the rest of the week and then start the week all over. I thought if something like that came along, I'd love to do that."

"If there is anything worse than international warfare, is civil warfare, and the United States was destined to experience it in the extreme of bitterness."


"None of what Barack Obama is doing or wants to do to this country is anything the rest of the world hasn't seen before and already failed at."


"There's a difference... between the kind of woman you would bang and the kind of woman you would marry."

"Australia was great. I would advise anybody to go there. In fact, if you couldn't live here, Australia would be the place to live. It's the most Americanized country that I've ever seen in the world."

"Worrying that banning flag desecration would inhibit free speech reveals a misunderstanding of the flag's fundamental nature."

"The problem with experiments has always been that human beings make the decisions on whether or not the animals have benefitted from the treatment."

"Commuting from New York to Hollywood to do this show gets more interesting every week. Before I used to think the country was just New York on one end and Los Angeles on the other, with sand and mountains in the middle."

"I wasn't driven into medicine by a social conscience but by rampant curiosity."

"A degree of lying - you know, white lies - seems to be inherent in all languages and all forms of communication."

"I can't help thinking if she - the director of a government agency - is this ignorant about what funding is available and where the money comes from - how often lower-level bureaucrats must give wrong answers when people are looking for help to start a business."

"The fact is that we like each other very much, and we of course see each other on stage all the time, but this means more time to spend together, and that's great. We couldn't be happier."

"I'm a big fan of huge populations of people, so you'd think with 300 million people in the country, you don't even have to please 1% to be phenomenally successful."

"Good government only happens when the people working in it do their jobs, and do them well."

"I've always thought that the stereotype of the dirty old man is really the creation of a dirty young man who wants the field to himself."


"Yes, I know and then in the same time period within those nine years I lost 150 pounds."

"People can't draw now and don't feel it's necessary. Art students don't seem to want to draw."


"I speak to people who have been through so much more."

"Actually the copies of characters is something I don't particularly like to talk about in articles but just for your information, most characters there's only one."


"The first voice they hear is mine, the first touch they feel is mine, the first human face they see is mine. They just think I'm a strange tiger who walks on two legs."

"It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother."

"What I know is, is that if you do work that you love, and the work fulfills you, the rest will come."


"Sometimes when, you know, God tries to correct you in private and if you don't catch it he'll correct you in public."

"I spend a lot of my time trying to draw the attention of actors to the minute and subtle details of human behavior, which was the sort of thing I was looking at when I was a neurologist."

"You get a letter from her agency embracing you into the family that says, 'It is our goal now to help you achieve your dream of being a songwriter, in John's memory.'"

"As fighting in Iraq intensifies, President Bush delivered his supplemental war budget to Congress. The money will cover 30 days of fighting, then we'll be sent one war every other month until we cancel our subscription."

"Riding a motorcycle on today's highways, you have to ride in a very defensive manner. You have to be a good rider and you have to have both hands and both feet on the controls at all times."

"I have no ego investment in being on the air. I don't knock others for whom that kind of attention is like oxygen, but I don't miss anything about it."

"You get in life what you have the courage to ask for."

"But quite honestly I can't help being a passionate football supporter. If that's my sin, I'm guilty."

"A proper family diary with everyone's events and parties in it really helps organise the household."

"As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation."

"I looked for a very long time, knowing that it had to happen, but it took me a long time to find someone with the same background and whatnot and I finally found him."
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"Johnny once described our relationship by saying we were as close as two people could be without being married."


"I do a couple of hundred press-ups a day but I haven't been to a gym in years."

"Life seemed so simple and joyous when I was growing up."

"My own judgment of how the world is gonna end is that there will be a country led by a madman that will build a nuclear bomb with so much force, so much power, that it will be dropped somewhere on the face of this earth and that the earth will lose its place."


"I know I can get to the stage where I'm drinking a lot. I tend to be rotten and groggy all day and hanging out for the next drink and five o'clock, ping! I have to just stop."


"We fight a lot, you know, but that's family. We may be dysfunctional but we're still family."

"Yeah, I spent about 20 years in a dorm room. It took me a while to graduate."


"You can be in this business 50 years and still not know anything about it."

"There is a lot to life, and a lot more than just television to life."

"I know how I like to be treated, so I always start by saying, 'Could you give me a moment of your time, I know you're very busy,' and usually, they will."

"You know this old style of American family series? Well, I sit there and cry."
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