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Quotes by Dramatist

"It seems that fighting is a game where everybody is the loser."

"Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch."

"We are so happy to advise others that occasionally we even do it in their interest."


"Well, there's no one at all, they do be saying, but is deserving of some punishment from the very minute of his birth."

"In this world truth can wait; she is used to it."

"There are no elements so diverse that they cannot be joined in the heart of a man."

"Master of the universe but not of myself, I am the only rebel against my absolute power."

"Therefore love moderately. Long love doth so. Too swift arrives as tardy as too slow."


"He is not only dull in himself, but the cause of dullness in others."

"The world perishes not from bandits and fires, but from hatred, hostility, and all these petty squabbles."

"A woman can become a man's friend only in the following stages - first an acquantaince, next a mistress, and only then a friend."


"Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose."


"All cruel people describe themselves as paragons of frankness."

"However anxious one is to reach one's goal, one can excuse delays on the route when these are caused by ovations."


"Princess, the great difference between people in this world is not between the rich and the poor or the good and the evil, the biggest of all differences in this world is between the ones that had or have the pleasure in love and those that haven't and hadn't any pleasure in love, but just watched it with envy, sick envy. The spectators and the performers."

"The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself."

"As freely as the firmament embraces the world, or the sun pours forth impartially his beams, so mercy must encircle both friend and foe."

"The jest loses its point when he who makes it is the first to laugh."

"They have been eating muffins. That looks like repentance."

"I'm not suggesting that the play is without fault; all of my plays are imperfect, I'm rather happy to say-it leaves me something to do."
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