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"The critic is to art what the limp penis is to sex."
Steve Maraboli
"The critic is to art what the limp penis is to sex."
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"When I started writing this, I found that I simply couldn't take fantasy seriously, so it became humorous, and continued from there."
Piers Anthony
"When I started writing this, I found that I simply couldn't take fantasy seriously, so it became humorous, and continued from there."
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"How you can sit there, calmly eating muffins when we are in this horrible trouble, I can't make out. You seem to me to be perfectly heartless.""Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them.""I say it's perfectly heartless your eating muffins at all, under the circumstances."
Oscar Wilde
"How you can sit there, calmly eating muffins when we are in this horrible trouble, I can't make out. You seem to me to be perfectly heartless.""Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them.""I say it's perfectly heartless your eating muffins at all, under the circumstances."
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"Either this wallpaper goes, or I do."
Oscar Wilde
"Either this wallpaper goes, or I do."
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"I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result."
Oscar Wilde
"I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result."
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"They have been eating muffins. That looks like repentance."
Oscar Wilde
"They have been eating muffins. That looks like repentance."
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