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Quotes by Dramatist

"Appearance blinds, whereas words reveal."

"The surprise is half the battle. Many things are half the battle, losing is half the battle. Let's think about what's the whole battle."

"This fellow is wise enough to play the fool;And to do that well craves a kind of wit:He must observe their mood on whom he jests,The quality of persons, and the time,And, like the haggard, check at every featherThat comes before his eye. This is a practiseAs full of labour as a wise man's artFor folly that he wisely shows is fit;But wise men, folly-fall'n, quite taint their wit."

"If Attila the Hun were alive today, he'd be a drama critic."

"Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds."

"Arnold Bennett was a writer I admired. He was actually taking notes at his father's deathbed."

"Intellectual generalities are always interesting, but generalities in morals mean absolutely nothing."

"Make the doors upon a woman's wit,and it will out at the casement;shut that, and 'twill out at the key-hole;stop that, 'twill fly with the smoke out at the chimney."

"Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis."

"I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."


"The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to."


"Contemplation seems to be about the only luxury that costs nothing."

"A mistress should be like a little country retreat near the town, not to dwell in constantly, but only for a night and away."

"The bad end unhappily, the good unluckily. That is what tragedy means."

"They lie deadly that tell you have good faces."

"A secret is not something unrevealed, but something told privately, in a whisper."

"Affliction is enamoured of thy parts, And thou art wedded to calamity."

"The difference between critics and audiences is that one is a group of humans and one is not."

"Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess."

"Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch."

"A writer is not a confectioner, a cosmetic dealer, or an entertainer."
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