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Quotes by Actor

"I'm sure there's going to be some material from This Is Not Going To Be Pretty. I usually use that song to just introduce myself to the audience, although the patter in between the song is always different."


"I'd like to have the flying car, I think that'd be really cool."

"Despair is a narcotic. It lulls the mind into indifference."

"I've played in pipe bands in Scotland, and I've always played guitars and drums and stuff."

"If you blithely do what you do and you're good at what you do, and try to be a decent person, you can succeed."

"People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch."

"Evil is the shadow of angel. Just as there are angels of light, support, guidance, healing and defense, so we have experiences of shadow angels. And we have names for them: racism, sexism, homophobia are all demons - but they're not out there."

"Misery is manifold. The wretchedness of the earth is multiform."

"If you want good sketches, go pick up Sid Caesar. The best of Your Show of Shows. That's the greatest sketch comedy you'll ever see on television."

"You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher."


"We all suffer from the preoccupation that there exists... in the loved one, perfection."

"Changing mass consciousness is an individual responsibility."

"I have been heartbroken once and it has affected all my relationships from there on. But now I look at it as a occupational hazard. If you are in the meat market at some point you are gonna get mad cows disease."

"I have no interest in Shakespeare and all that British nonsense... I just wanted to get famous and all the rest is hogwash."

"It's always hard when you're playing someone for a lot of people out there who are going to see the movie after reading the books. There's a communion between a reader and the writer, so people will have an idea who Sirius Black is and I might not be everyone's idea of that."

"We went through all the scenes and they became kind of funny and they expanded a little bit and because it seemed to be working so well in the movie, they added a couple of things later on in the movie and that's how it turned out."

"I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one."

"In Latin America, you don't do things for the money because there is no money."

"I'd always tried not to worry about the size of the role or the size of the film."

"Who wants to go to school and be asked for, like, 20 autographs?"

"It's been a struggle for me because I had a chance to be white and refused."

"Saigon is hot, full of atmosphere, activity, and commerce."

"My priority is to turn people - especially kids - on to sports and being active so they don't even have to think about it being good for their health. If people participate for the fun of it, and believe me - it is fun, then fitness programs will be much more successful."
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