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"I'm a walking, talking enigma."
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"Travelling is almost like talking with those of other centuries."

"I'll be helping them getting suited up, getting them in the airlock, getting the airlock prepared, and getting them out the hatch, and then talking them through these three spacewalks."

"We met The Cult and were talking to them for a while. We went a few places with Offspring."

"The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing."

"I once had dinner with Madonna and I wasn't nervous but within about a minute I found myself talking about underwear."

"In talking to you I feel very much more at ease than my colleagues who gave the speeches during the banquet."

"Think twice before you speak - and you'll find everyone talking about something else."

"I'm talking as a professional impresario. I'm not judging anybody at all."

"Everybody's just been spilling their guts all over records and talking about how hard it is to be an entertainer and how much we get hated on and what we have to go through. But I ain't really got it that bad. I'm just happy to be here."
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"Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman."

"I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War."

"I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized."

"There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation."

"I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian."

"Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!"

"There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out."

"In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as service in the regular army, although to be perfectly honest, I was unable to fulfill my entire obligation because I was taking acting classes and they said I could skip my last year."

"Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad."
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