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"I'm a walking, talking enigma."
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"When I'm talking to a large audience, I imagine that I'm talking to a single person."

"Everybody's just been spilling their guts all over records and talking about how hard it is to be an entertainer and how much we get hated on and what we have to go through. But I ain't really got it that bad. I'm just happy to be here."

"Playing is my way of thinking, talking, communicating."

"I am in discussions with a label. We are talking about doing something."

"I once had dinner with Madonna and I wasn't nervous but within about a minute I found myself talking about underwear."

"I'm talking as a professional impresario. I'm not judging anybody at all."

"When you don't know what you're talking about, it's hard to know when you're finished."

"You know you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle!"

"Colonel Parker asked Henry and me to come to Elvis' suite and have breakfast. There were at least five policemen stationed up there. He was talking on the telephone."

"Ever see a little kid walking around talking to himself? I'm the same way."
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"Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate."

"It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time."

"I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian."

"I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War."

"I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation."

"Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough."

"Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then."
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