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Quotes by Irish Authors

"Schools and schoolmasters, as we have them today, are not popular as places of education and teachers, but rather prisons and turnkeys in which children are kept to prevent them disturbing and chaperoning their parent."
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George Bernard Shaw
"Schools and schoolmasters, as we have them today, are not popular as places of education and teachers, but rather prisons and turnkeys in which children are kept to prevent them disturbing and chaperoning their parent."
"Life at times loses its sense of reality; it appears to us like a weird, optical illusion - a phantasmagoric bubble that will disappear at the slightest breath."
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Oscar Wilde
"Life at times loses its sense of reality; it appears to us like a weird, optical illusion - a phantasmagoric bubble that will disappear at the slightest breath."
"We want a few mad people now. See where the sane ones have landed us!"
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George Bernard Shaw
"We want a few mad people now. See where the sane ones have landed us!"
"We all desperately need brilliant sales professionals far more than ever before " to help us, guide us, keep us informed and stop us from making diabolically stupid buying decisions."
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Chris Murray
"We all desperately need brilliant sales professionals far more than ever before " to help us, guide us, keep us informed and stop us from making diabolically stupid buying decisions."
"Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about."
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Oscar Wilde
"Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about."
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"As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death."
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George Bernard Shaw
"As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death."
"The whole world is strewn with snares traps gins and pitfalls for the capture of men by women."
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George Bernard Shaw
"The whole world is strewn with snares traps gins and pitfalls for the capture of men by women."
"I don't want to earn a living, I want to live."
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Oscar Wilde
"I don't want to earn a living, I want to live."
"The gods have been good to you. But what the gods give they quickly take away. You have only a few years in which to live really, perfectly, and fully. When your youth goes, your beauty will go with it, and then you will suddenly discover that there are no triumphs left for you, or have to content yourself with those mean triumphs that the memory of your past will make more bitter than defeats. Every month as it wanes bring you nearer to something dreadful. Time is jealous of you, and wars against your lilies and your roses."
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Oscar Wilde
"The gods have been good to you. But what the gods give they quickly take away. You have only a few years in which to live really, perfectly, and fully. When your youth goes, your beauty will go with it, and then you will suddenly discover that there are no triumphs left for you, or have to content yourself with those mean triumphs that the memory of your past will make more bitter than defeats. Every month as it wanes bring you nearer to something dreadful. Time is jealous of you, and wars against your lilies and your roses."
"Women, as some witty Frenchman once put it, inspire us with the desire to do masterpieces and always prevent us from carrying them out."
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Oscar Wilde
"Women, as some witty Frenchman once put it, inspire us with the desire to do masterpieces and always prevent us from carrying them out."
"If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life."
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Oscar Wilde
"If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life."
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"The emotions of man are stirred more quickly than man's intelligence."
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Oscar Wilde
"The emotions of man are stirred more quickly than man's intelligence."
"Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects."
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Oscar Wilde
"Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects."
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"The problem with communication is the illusion that is has been accomplished."
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George Bernard Shaw
"The problem with communication is the illusion that is has been accomplished."
"Books are well written, or badly written. That is all."
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Oscar Wilde
"Books are well written, or badly written. That is all."
"The curves of your lips rewrite history."
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Oscar Wilde
"The curves of your lips rewrite history."
"Fights you on patriotic principles he robs you on business principles he enslaves you on imperial principles."
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George Bernard Shaw
"Fights you on patriotic principles he robs you on business principles he enslaves you on imperial principles."
"Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul."
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Oscar Wilde
"Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul."
"The ages live in history through their anachronisms."
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Oscar Wilde
"The ages live in history through their anachronisms."
"Ah! that is the great thing in life, to live the truth."
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Oscar Wilde
"Ah! that is the great thing in life, to live the truth."
"I had a strange feeling that Fate had in store for me exquisite joys and exquisite sorrows."
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Oscar Wilde
"I had a strange feeling that Fate had in store for me exquisite joys and exquisite sorrows."
"No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the children's menu. I have no doubt that the children's menu itself tastes better than the meals on it. I would like to order A la carte. Or don't you serve fish to minors?"
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Eoin Colfer
"No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the children's menu. I have no doubt that the children's menu itself tastes better than the meals on it. I would like to order A la carte. Or don't you serve fish to minors?"
"A great devotee of the gospel of getting on."
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George Bernard Shaw
"A great devotee of the gospel of getting on."
"She looks as if butter wouldn't melt in her mouth."
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Jonathan Swift
"She looks as if butter wouldn't melt in her mouth."
"You should feel so driven to help the world that it would weigh you down if a single person received anything but the best."
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Chris Murray
"You should feel so driven to help the world that it would weigh you down if a single person received anything but the best."
"What is it with science these days? Everyone is so quick to believe in it, in all these new scientific discoveries, new pills for this, new pills for that. Get thinner, grow hair, yada, yada, yada, but when it requires a little faith in something you all go crazy.' He shook his head, 'If miracles had chemical equations then everyone would believe."
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Cecelia Ahern
"What is it with science these days? Everyone is so quick to believe in it, in all these new scientific discoveries, new pills for this, new pills for that. Get thinner, grow hair, yada, yada, yada, but when it requires a little faith in something you all go crazy.' He shook his head, 'If miracles had chemical equations then everyone would believe."
"Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?"
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George Bernard Shaw
"Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?"
"How can she? She's incapable of understanding anything. Besides, do any of us understand what we are doing? If we did, would we ever do it?"
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George Bernard Shaw
"How can she? She's incapable of understanding anything. Besides, do any of us understand what we are doing? If we did, would we ever do it?"
"I'm an atheist and I thank God for it."
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George Bernard Shaw
"I'm an atheist and I thank God for it."
God,
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"I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy."
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George Bernard Shaw
"I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy."
"I never asked to be a king: it was pushed on me. So if you are going to say 'Son of St Louis: gird on the sword of your ancestors, and lead us to victory' you may spare your breath to cool your porridge; for I cannot do it. I am not built that way; and there is an end of it."
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George Bernard Shaw
"I never asked to be a king: it was pushed on me. So if you are going to say 'Son of St Louis: gird on the sword of your ancestors, and lead us to victory' you may spare your breath to cool your porridge; for I cannot do it. I am not built that way; and there is an end of it."
"I always love to begin a journey on Sundays because I shall have the prayers of the church to preserve all that travel by land or by water."
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Jonathan Swift
"I always love to begin a journey on Sundays because I shall have the prayers of the church to preserve all that travel by land or by water."
"MRS PEARCE. Mr Higgins: youre tempting the girl. It's not right. She should think of the future.HIGGINS. At her age! Nonsense! Time enough to think of the future when you havnt any future to think of."
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George Bernard Shaw
"MRS PEARCE. Mr Higgins: youre tempting the girl. It's not right. She should think of the future.HIGGINS. At her age! Nonsense! Time enough to think of the future when you havnt any future to think of."
"If an imaginative boy has a sufficiently rich mother who has intelligence, personal grace, dignity of character without harshness, and a cultivated sense of the best art of her time to enable her to make her house beautiful, she sets a standard for him against which very few women can struggle, besides effecting for him a disengagement of his affections, his sense of beauty, and his idealism from his specifically sexual impulses."
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George Bernard Shaw
"If an imaginative boy has a sufficiently rich mother who has intelligence, personal grace, dignity of character without harshness, and a cultivated sense of the best art of her time to enable her to make her house beautiful, she sets a standard for him against which very few women can struggle, besides effecting for him a disengagement of his affections, his sense of beauty, and his idealism from his specifically sexual impulses."
"Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever makes the fewest people uneasy is the best bred in the room."
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Jonathan Swift
"Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever makes the fewest people uneasy is the best bred in the room."
"For what is truth? In matters of religion, it is simply the opinion that has survived. In matters of science, it is the ultimate sensation. In matters of art, it is one's last mood."
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Oscar Wilde
"For what is truth? In matters of religion, it is simply the opinion that has survived. In matters of science, it is the ultimate sensation. In matters of art, it is one's last mood."
"You have learnt something. That always feels at first as if you have lost something."
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George Bernard Shaw
"You have learnt something. That always feels at first as if you have lost something."
"Why do customers (and that includes you and me) find it so difficult to recall more than a couple of occasions when they felt that they were treated exceptionally by the salespeople who dealt with them?"
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Chris Murray
"Why do customers (and that includes you and me) find it so difficult to recall more than a couple of occasions when they felt that they were treated exceptionally by the salespeople who dealt with them?"
"My Salome is a mystic the sister SalammbA - a Saint ThA©rA se who worships the moon."
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Oscar Wilde
"My Salome is a mystic the sister SalammbA - a Saint ThA©rA se who worships the moon."
"There were moments when he looked on evil simply as a mode through which he could realize his conception of the beautiful."
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Oscar Wilde
"There were moments when he looked on evil simply as a mode through which he could realize his conception of the beautiful."
"You can never plan the future by the past."
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Edmund Burke
"You can never plan the future by the past."
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"For each man kills the thing he loves yet each man does not diehe does not die a death of shame on a day of dark disgracenor have a noose about his neck, nor a cloth upon his facenor drop feet foremost through the floor into an empty spaceHe does not sit with silent men who watch him night and dayWho watch him when he tries to weep and when he tries to prayWho watch him lest himself should rob the prison of its prey."
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Oscar Wilde
"For each man kills the thing he loves yet each man does not diehe does not die a death of shame on a day of dark disgracenor have a noose about his neck, nor a cloth upon his facenor drop feet foremost through the floor into an empty spaceHe does not sit with silent men who watch him night and dayWho watch him when he tries to weep and when he tries to prayWho watch him lest himself should rob the prison of its prey."
"If there was nothing wrong in the world there wouldn't be anything for us to do."
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George Bernard Shaw
"If there was nothing wrong in the world there wouldn't be anything for us to do."
"HOSTESS. Oh, nonsense! She speaks English perfectly.NEPOMMUCK. Too perfectly. Can you shew me any English woman who speaks English as it should be spoken? Only foreigners who have been taught to speak it speak it well."
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George Bernard Shaw
"HOSTESS. Oh, nonsense! She speaks English perfectly.NEPOMMUCK. Too perfectly. Can you shew me any English woman who speaks English as it should be spoken? Only foreigners who have been taught to speak it speak it well."
"Human brutes, like other beasts, find snares and poison in the provision of life, and are allured by their appetites to their destruction."
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Jonathan Swift
"Human brutes, like other beasts, find snares and poison in the provision of life, and are allured by their appetites to their destruction."
"And to the little Squirrel who lived in the fir-tree, and was lonely, he said, 'Where is my mother?' And the Squirrel answered, 'Thou hast slain mine. Dost thou seek to slay thine also?"
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Oscar Wilde
"And to the little Squirrel who lived in the fir-tree, and was lonely, he said, 'Where is my mother?' And the Squirrel answered, 'Thou hast slain mine. Dost thou seek to slay thine also?"
"Me,' Artemis blurted. 'I'm the nut.'Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before bringing the five-ton chunk of spacecraft swinging down toward the morsel of meat in its blue shell.'I'm the nut!' Artemis shouted again, a little hysterically, it must be said."
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Eoin Colfer
"Me,' Artemis blurted. 'I'm the nut.'Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before bringing the five-ton chunk of spacecraft swinging down toward the morsel of meat in its blue shell.'I'm the nut!' Artemis shouted again, a little hysterically, it must be said."
"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance."
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George Bernard Shaw
"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance."
"When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work."
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George Bernard Shaw
"When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work."
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"There was something tragic in a friendship so colored by romance."
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Oscar Wilde
"There was something tragic in a friendship so colored by romance."
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