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Quotes by Irish Authors

"I can't be afraid of someone whose human side I see and know."
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Cecelia Ahern
"I can't be afraid of someone whose human side I see and know."
"Superstition is the religion of feeble minds."
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Edmund Burke
"Superstition is the religion of feeble minds."
"The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain."
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Oscar Wilde
"The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain."
"Nobody could stand an eternity of Heaven."
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George Bernard Shaw
"Nobody could stand an eternity of Heaven."
"Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss."
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Eoin Colfer
"Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss."
"I asked her to look at me and after a few moments - (pause) - after a few moments she did, but the eyes just slits, because of the glare I bent over her to get them in the shadow and they opened. (Pause. Low) Let me in."
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Samuel Beckett
"I asked her to look at me and after a few moments - (pause) - after a few moments she did, but the eyes just slits, because of the glare I bent over her to get them in the shadow and they opened. (Pause. Low) Let me in."
"To give an accurate description of what has never occurred is not merely the proper occupation of the historian, but the inalienable privilege of any man of parts and culture."
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Oscar Wilde
"To give an accurate description of what has never occurred is not merely the proper occupation of the historian, but the inalienable privilege of any man of parts and culture."
"His principles were out of date, but there was a good deal to be said for his prejudices."
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Oscar Wilde
"His principles were out of date, but there was a good deal to be said for his prejudices."
"Time cannot be packaged and ribboned and left under trees for christmas morning.Time can't be given.But it can be shared."
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Cecelia Ahern
"Time cannot be packaged and ribboned and left under trees for christmas morning.Time can't be given.But it can be shared."
"My doctor says I must not have any serious conversation after seven [o'clock]. It makes me talk in my sleep."
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Oscar Wilde
"My doctor says I must not have any serious conversation after seven [o'clock]. It makes me talk in my sleep."
"What ever disunites man from God, also disunites man from man."
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Edmund Burke
"What ever disunites man from God, also disunites man from man."
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"The only artists I have ever known who are personally delightful are bad artists. Good artists exist simply in what they make, and consequently are perfectly uninteresting in what they are. A great poet, a really great poet, is the most unpoetical of all creatures. But inferior poets are absolutely fascinating. The worse their rhymes are, the more picturesque they look. The mere fact of having published a book of second-rate sonnets makes a man quite irresistible. He lives the poetry that he cannot write. The others write the poetry that they dare not realize."
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Oscar Wilde
"The only artists I have ever known who are personally delightful are bad artists. Good artists exist simply in what they make, and consequently are perfectly uninteresting in what they are. A great poet, a really great poet, is the most unpoetical of all creatures. But inferior poets are absolutely fascinating. The worse their rhymes are, the more picturesque they look. The mere fact of having published a book of second-rate sonnets makes a man quite irresistible. He lives the poetry that he cannot write. The others write the poetry that they dare not realize."
"While we have prisons it matters little which of us occupy the cells."
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George Bernard Shaw
"While we have prisons it matters little which of us occupy the cells."
"Always! That is a dreadful word. It makes me shudder when I hear it. Women are so fond of using it. They spoil every romance by trying to make it last forever. It is a meaningless word, too."
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Oscar Wilde
"Always! That is a dreadful word. It makes me shudder when I hear it. Women are so fond of using it. They spoil every romance by trying to make it last forever. It is a meaningless word, too."
"Artemis looked at Holly and felt a tremendous affection for her... he could properly appreciate how fierce and beautiful his best friend was...She is truly magical, thought Artemis. Perhaps her qualities are more obvious to me now that I have decided to sacrifice myself."
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Eoin Colfer
"Artemis looked at Holly and felt a tremendous affection for her... he could properly appreciate how fierce and beautiful his best friend was...She is truly magical, thought Artemis. Perhaps her qualities are more obvious to me now that I have decided to sacrifice myself."
"The moon in her chariot of pearl."
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Oscar Wilde
"The moon in her chariot of pearl."
"An ignorant man, who is not fool enough to meddle with his clock, is however sufficiently confident to think he can safely take to pieces, and put together at his pleasure, a moral machine of another guise, importance and complexity, composed of far other wheels, and springs, and balances, and counteracting and co-operating powers. Men little think how immorally they act in rashly meddling with what they do not understand. Their delusive good intention is no sort of excuse for their presumption. They who truly mean well must be fearful of acting ill."
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Edmund Burke
"An ignorant man, who is not fool enough to meddle with his clock, is however sufficiently confident to think he can safely take to pieces, and put together at his pleasure, a moral machine of another guise, importance and complexity, composed of far other wheels, and springs, and balances, and counteracting and co-operating powers. Men little think how immorally they act in rashly meddling with what they do not understand. Their delusive good intention is no sort of excuse for their presumption. They who truly mean well must be fearful of acting ill."
"Above Constance's desk were nude photographs of women in 1930s France, draped in provocative poses. She had put them there for Bob's viewing pleasure and in return he had placed African art of naked men above his desk for her."
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Cecelia Ahern
"Above Constance's desk were nude photographs of women in 1930s France, draped in provocative poses. She had put them there for Bob's viewing pleasure and in return he had placed African art of naked men above his desk for her."
"Nobody ever kicked a dog wagging its tail."
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Chris Murray
"Nobody ever kicked a dog wagging its tail."
"My intention was, only, ever to help you see the light shining brightly in front, and inside, of you."
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Chris Murray
"My intention was, only, ever to help you see the light shining brightly in front, and inside, of you."
"Under the pressure of the cares and sorrows of our mortal condition, men have at all times, and in all countries, called in some physical aid to their moral consolations - wine, beer, opium, brandy, or tobacco."
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Edmund Burke
"Under the pressure of the cares and sorrows of our mortal condition, men have at all times, and in all countries, called in some physical aid to their moral consolations - wine, beer, opium, brandy, or tobacco."
"He hasn't an enemy in the world and none of his friends like him."
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Oscar Wilde
"He hasn't an enemy in the world and none of his friends like him."
"I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot."
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George Bernard Shaw
"I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot."
"History is a pact between the dead the living and the yet unborn."
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Edmund Burke
"History is a pact between the dead the living and the yet unborn."
"I am too fond of reading books to care to write them."
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Oscar Wilde
"I am too fond of reading books to care to write them."
"Sometimes we have absolutely no idea where we are, we need the smallest clue to show us where to begin."
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Cecelia Ahern
"Sometimes we have absolutely no idea where we are, we need the smallest clue to show us where to begin."
"Those who do not know how to live must make a merit of dying."
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George Bernard Shaw
"Those who do not know how to live must make a merit of dying."
"Prejudices are the chains forged by ignorance to keep men apart."
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Countess of Blessington
"Prejudices are the chains forged by ignorance to keep men apart."
"Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know."
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Eoin Colfer
"Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know."
"CHARTERIS [unfolding his arms in terror] No, please. Dont. As a philosopher, it's my business to tell other people the truth; but it's not their business to tell it to me. I dont like it: it hurts."
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George Bernard Shaw
"CHARTERIS [unfolding his arms in terror] No, please. Dont. As a philosopher, it's my business to tell other people the truth; but it's not their business to tell it to me. I dont like it: it hurts."
"Art, like Nature, has her monsters."
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Oscar Wilde
"Art, like Nature, has her monsters."
"Respect, wealth, property, friendship, even love. Did I expect to simply fall over each of them as I strolled aimlessly through the years? Was I expecting my whole life to be some form of lucky accident?"
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Chris Murray
"Respect, wealth, property, friendship, even love. Did I expect to simply fall over each of them as I strolled aimlessly through the years? Was I expecting my whole life to be some form of lucky accident?"
"The reason we all like to think so well of others is that we are all afraid for ourselves. The basis of optimism is sheer terror."
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Oscar Wilde
"The reason we all like to think so well of others is that we are all afraid for ourselves. The basis of optimism is sheer terror."
"There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage."
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George Bernard Shaw
"There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage."
"Experience was of no ethical value. It was merely the name men gave to their mistakes."
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Oscar Wilde
"Experience was of no ethical value. It was merely the name men gave to their mistakes."
"The man with toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound.The poverty stricken man makes the same mistake about the rich man."
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George Bernard Shaw
"The man with toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound.The poverty stricken man makes the same mistake about the rich man."
"It's a big con job. We have sold the myth of Dublin as a sexy place incredibly well; because it is a dreary little dump most of the time."
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Roddy Doyle
"It's a big con job. We have sold the myth of Dublin as a sexy place incredibly well; because it is a dreary little dump most of the time."
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"It is very difficult sometimes to keep awake, especially at church, but there is no difficulty at all about sleeping."
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Oscar Wilde
"It is very difficult sometimes to keep awake, especially at church, but there is no difficulty at all about sleeping."
"Life contains but two tragedies. One is not to get your heart's desire; the other is to get it."
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George Bernard Shaw
"Life contains but two tragedies. One is not to get your heart's desire; the other is to get it."
"Our laws make law impossible our liberties destroy all freedom our property is organized robbery our morality an impudent hypocrisy our wisdom is administered by inexperienced or mal-experienced dupes our power wielded by cowards and weaklings and our honour false in all its points. I am an enemy of the existing order for good reasons."
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George Bernard Shaw
"Our laws make law impossible our liberties destroy all freedom our property is organized robbery our morality an impudent hypocrisy our wisdom is administered by inexperienced or mal-experienced dupes our power wielded by cowards and weaklings and our honour false in all its points. I am an enemy of the existing order for good reasons."
"People submit tooeasily to change from others. And yet, for some reason, wheneverthey consider changing themselves, the focus is always on what theyare giving up, never what they are about to gain."
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Chris Murray
"People submit tooeasily to change from others. And yet, for some reason, wheneverthey consider changing themselves, the focus is always on what theyare giving up, never what they are about to gain."
"The commonest thing is delightful if only one hides it."
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Oscar Wilde
"The commonest thing is delightful if only one hides it."
"And yet it was not the mystery, but the comedy of suffering that struck him; its absolute uselessness, its grotesque want of meaning. How incoherent everything seemed! How lacking in all harmony! He was amazed at the discord between the shallow optimism of the day, and the real facts of existence. He was still very young."
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Oscar Wilde
"And yet it was not the mystery, but the comedy of suffering that struck him; its absolute uselessness, its grotesque want of meaning. How incoherent everything seemed! How lacking in all harmony! He was amazed at the discord between the shallow optimism of the day, and the real facts of existence. He was still very young."
"The secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not. The cure for it is occupation."
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George Bernard Shaw
"The secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not. The cure for it is occupation."
"Your heart can break at any age."
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Cecelia Ahern
"Your heart can break at any age."
"Life's kind of like a painting. A really bizarre, abstract painting. You could look at it and think that all it is, is a blur. And you could continue living your life thinking that all it is, is just a blur. But if you really look at it, really see it, focus on it, and use your imagination, life can become so much more. The painting could be of the sea, the sky, people,buildings, a butterfly on a flower, or anything except the blur you were once convinced it was."
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Cecelia Ahern
"Life's kind of like a painting. A really bizarre, abstract painting. You could look at it and think that all it is, is a blur. And you could continue living your life thinking that all it is, is just a blur. But if you really look at it, really see it, focus on it, and use your imagination, life can become so much more. The painting could be of the sea, the sky, people,buildings, a butterfly on a flower, or anything except the blur you were once convinced it was."
"Illness of any kind is hardly a thing to be encouraged in others. Health is the primary duty of life."
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Oscar Wilde
"Illness of any kind is hardly a thing to be encouraged in others. Health is the primary duty of life."
"If the announcer can produce the impression that he is a gentleman he may pronounce as he pleases."
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George Bernard Shaw
"If the announcer can produce the impression that he is a gentleman he may pronounce as he pleases."
"The golden rule is that there are no golden rules."
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George Bernard Shaw
"The golden rule is that there are no golden rules."
"All great truths begin as blasphemies."
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George Bernard Shaw
"All great truths begin as blasphemies."
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