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Quotes by British Authors

"In high altitude astronomical facilities we routinely discharged large amounts of nitrogen gas into closed spaces. We were never informed by the astronomy management team about the abnormally low oxygen environments that the use of liquid nitrogen creates, how long term exposure to it manifests itself in human health and the resulting abnormal mental behaviors."
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Steven Magee
"In high altitude astronomical facilities we routinely discharged large amounts of nitrogen gas into closed spaces. We were never informed by the astronomy management team about the abnormally low oxygen environments that the use of liquid nitrogen creates, how long term exposure to it manifests itself in human health and the resulting abnormal mental behaviors."
"Books do furnish a room."
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Anthony Powell
"Books do furnish a room."
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"For my part, while I am as convinced a Socialist as the most ardent Marxian, I do not regard Socialism as a gospel of proletarian revenge, nor even, primarily, as a means of securing economic justice. I regard it primarily as an adjustment to machine production demanded by considerations of common sense, and calculated to increase the happiness, not only of proletarians, but of all except a tiny minority of the human race."
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Bertrand Russell
"For my part, while I am as convinced a Socialist as the most ardent Marxian, I do not regard Socialism as a gospel of proletarian revenge, nor even, primarily, as a means of securing economic justice. I regard it primarily as an adjustment to machine production demanded by considerations of common sense, and calculated to increase the happiness, not only of proletarians, but of all except a tiny minority of the human race."
"My brain hums with scraps of poetry and madness."
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Virginia Woolf
"My brain hums with scraps of poetry and madness."
"You can get a large audience together for a strip-tease act-that is, to watch a girl undress on the stage. Now suppose you came to a country where you could fill a theatre by simply bringing a covered plate on to the stage and then slowly lifting the cover so as to let every one see, just before the lights went out, that it contained a mutton chop or a bit of bacon, would you not think that in that country something had gone wrong with the appetite for food?"
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C. S. Lewis
"You can get a large audience together for a strip-tease act-that is, to watch a girl undress on the stage. Now suppose you came to a country where you could fill a theatre by simply bringing a covered plate on to the stage and then slowly lifting the cover so as to let every one see, just before the lights went out, that it contained a mutton chop or a bit of bacon, would you not think that in that country something had gone wrong with the appetite for food?"
"The Bristol Channel was always my guide, and I was always able to draw an imaginary line from my bed to our house over in Wales. It was a great comfort."
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Roald Dahl
"The Bristol Channel was always my guide, and I was always able to draw an imaginary line from my bed to our house over in Wales. It was a great comfort."
"There's only one word for that - magic darts!"
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Sid Waddell
"There's only one word for that - magic darts!"
"Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue."
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Virginia Woolf
"Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue."
"I work with the options I have in front of me and my reasons for choosing a job can vary enormously depending on the circumstances. Sometimes I take a job because it's a group of people I'm dying to work with, and sometimes it can be a desire to shake things up a bit and not to take myself too seriously."
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Colin Firth
"I work with the options I have in front of me and my reasons for choosing a job can vary enormously depending on the circumstances. Sometimes I take a job because it's a group of people I'm dying to work with, and sometimes it can be a desire to shake things up a bit and not to take myself too seriously."
"A mind lively and at ease, can do with seeing nothing, and can see nothing that does not answer."
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Jane Austen
"A mind lively and at ease, can do with seeing nothing, and can see nothing that does not answer."
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"A mixture of admiration and pity is one of the surest recipes for affection."
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Arthur Helps
"A mixture of admiration and pity is one of the surest recipes for affection."
"Many people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so."
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Bertrand Russell
"Many people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so."
"Now being upon the haunches (as he necessarily must be in this case) is it impossible but he must be light in hand, because no horse can be rightly upon his haunches without being so."
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William Cavendish
"Now being upon the haunches (as he necessarily must be in this case) is it impossible but he must be light in hand, because no horse can be rightly upon his haunches without being so."
"I have felt that odd whirr of wings in the head."
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Virginia Woolf
"I have felt that odd whirr of wings in the head."
"The natural response of the old-timers is to build a strong moral wall against the outside. This is where the world starts to be painted in black and white, saints inside, and sinners outside the wall."
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Mary Douglas
"The natural response of the old-timers is to build a strong moral wall against the outside. This is where the world starts to be painted in black and white, saints inside, and sinners outside the wall."
"I've made an odd discovery. Every time I talk to a savant I feel quite sure that happiness is no longer a possibility. Yet when I talk with my gardener, I'm convinced of the opposite."
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Bertrand Russell
"I've made an odd discovery. Every time I talk to a savant I feel quite sure that happiness is no longer a possibility. Yet when I talk with my gardener, I'm convinced of the opposite."
"The biggest disease this day and age is that of people feeling unloved."
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Princess Diana
"The biggest disease this day and age is that of people feeling unloved."
"The three most important things a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money, and his religious opinions."
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Samuel Butler
"The three most important things a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money, and his religious opinions."
"The very idea of true patriotism is lost, and the term has been prostituted to the very worst of purposes. A patriot, sir! Why, patriots spring up like mushrooms!"
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Robert Walpole
"The very idea of true patriotism is lost, and the term has been prostituted to the very worst of purposes. A patriot, sir! Why, patriots spring up like mushrooms!"
"I put a bullet into the back of the crocodile's neck just behind the head, thus killing it. If a crocodile is hit in any other part of its anatomy it disappears into the water and is irrecoverable."
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Louis Leakey
"I put a bullet into the back of the crocodile's neck just behind the head, thus killing it. If a crocodile is hit in any other part of its anatomy it disappears into the water and is irrecoverable."
"How does one man assert his power over another, Winston?Winston thought. "By making him suffer, he said."Exactly. By making him suffer. Obedience is not enough. Unless he is suffering, how can you be sure that he is obeying your will and not his own?..."
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George Orwell
"How does one man assert his power over another, Winston?Winston thought. "By making him suffer, he said."Exactly. By making him suffer. Obedience is not enough. Unless he is suffering, how can you be sure that he is obeying your will and not his own?..."
"Fiction can show you a different world. It can take you somewhere you've never been. Once you've visited other worlds, like those who ate fairy fruit, you can never be entirely content with the world that you grew up in. Discontent is a good thing: discontented people can modify and improve their worlds, leave them better, leave them different."
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Neil Gaiman
"Fiction can show you a different world. It can take you somewhere you've never been. Once you've visited other worlds, like those who ate fairy fruit, you can never be entirely content with the world that you grew up in. Discontent is a good thing: discontented people can modify and improve their worlds, leave them better, leave them different."
"It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak."
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Neil Gaiman
"It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak."
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"Make the people sovereign and the poor will use the machinery of government to dispossess the rich."
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C. Northcote Parkinson
"Make the people sovereign and the poor will use the machinery of government to dispossess the rich."
"Hierarchy works well in a stable environment."
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Mary Douglas
"Hierarchy works well in a stable environment."
"There can be no rise in the value of labour without a fall of profits."
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David Ricardo
"There can be no rise in the value of labour without a fall of profits."
"In 1947 I married Rowena Palmer, and we have two daughters, Alison and Claire, and a son, John."
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Martin Ryle
"In 1947 I married Rowena Palmer, and we have two daughters, Alison and Claire, and a son, John."
"A Conservative Government is an organized hypocrisy."
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Benjamin Disraeli
"A Conservative Government is an organized hypocrisy."
"I met a hustler at a dinner party. He had been invited because I was looking for an adviser to help me with the street scenes. So we put him on the film."
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John Schlesinger
"I met a hustler at a dinner party. He had been invited because I was looking for an adviser to help me with the street scenes. So we put him on the film."
"I need them, need them to give me a kick up the arse. Otherwise I'd just be sat-in getting fat, counting me money. It's good people living on your doorstep and looking through your bins. Gives you energy."
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Liam Gallagher
"I need them, need them to give me a kick up the arse. Otherwise I'd just be sat-in getting fat, counting me money. It's good people living on your doorstep and looking through your bins. Gives you energy."
"It is a curious thing, but I have been right in everything I have done and said in my life."
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Lord Mountbatten
"It is a curious thing, but I have been right in everything I have done and said in my life."
"Post-modernism is modernism with the optimism taken out."
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Robert Hewison
"Post-modernism is modernism with the optimism taken out."
"Knowledge of mankind is a knowledge of their passions."
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Benjamin Disraeli
"Knowledge of mankind is a knowledge of their passions."
"Time is everything; five minutes make the difference between victory and defeat."
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Horatio Nelson
"Time is everything; five minutes make the difference between victory and defeat."
"The capacity for delight is the gift of paying attention."
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Julia Margaret Cameron
"The capacity for delight is the gift of paying attention."
"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival."
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C. S. Lewis
"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival."
"There is a degree of wretchedness and want among the lower class of people which is not anywhere so common as among the Spanish and Portuguese settlements."
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William Bligh
"There is a degree of wretchedness and want among the lower class of people which is not anywhere so common as among the Spanish and Portuguese settlements."
"Bite off more than you can chew and then chew like hell."
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Peter Brock
"Bite off more than you can chew and then chew like hell."
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"There were two sides to David Lean: on the one side, he was kind of a rather stiff, disciplined Englishman. And then he had this kind of romantic side to him. I think being true to both sides of your nature is important."
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John Boorman
"There were two sides to David Lean: on the one side, he was kind of a rather stiff, disciplined Englishman. And then he had this kind of romantic side to him. I think being true to both sides of your nature is important."
"Books make great gifts because they have whole worlds inside of them. And it's much cheaper to buy somebody a book than it is to buy them the whole world!"
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Neil Gaiman
"Books make great gifts because they have whole worlds inside of them. And it's much cheaper to buy somebody a book than it is to buy them the whole world!"
"The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things."
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Jilly Cooper
"The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things."
"Bader's philosophy was my philosophy. His whole attitude to life was mine."
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Kenneth More
"Bader's philosophy was my philosophy. His whole attitude to life was mine."
"Family likeness has often a deep sadness in it. Nature, that great tragic dramatist, knits us together by bone and muscle, and divides us by the subtler web of our brains; blends yearning and repulsion; and ties us by our heart-strings to the beings that jar us at every movement."
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George Eliot
"Family likeness has often a deep sadness in it. Nature, that great tragic dramatist, knits us together by bone and muscle, and divides us by the subtler web of our brains; blends yearning and repulsion; and ties us by our heart-strings to the beings that jar us at every movement."
"Television? The word is half Greek, half Latin. No good can come of it."
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C. P. Scott
"Television? The word is half Greek, half Latin. No good can come of it."
"A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth."
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Patrick Murray
"A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth."
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"Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution."
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Bertrand Russell
"Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution."
"Unintelligent people always look for a scapegoat."
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Ernest Bevin
"Unintelligent people always look for a scapegoat."
"England expects that every man will do his duty."
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Horatio Nelson
"England expects that every man will do his duty."
"The history of the Church of Rome is a constant leakage of members into such breakaway cults, which go on splitting."
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Mary Douglas
"The history of the Church of Rome is a constant leakage of members into such breakaway cults, which go on splitting."
"In war, whichever side may call itself the victor, there are no winners, but all are losers."
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Neville Chamberlain
"In war, whichever side may call itself the victor, there are no winners, but all are losers."
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