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Gilbert Gottfried

"If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house."

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Donna Grant

"She's in a situation she tried to, that's what's complicated. She followed orders; she called off the raid. This is a dangerous situation. Somebody in DC police went ahead and started."

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Donna Grant

"I decided that if the police couldn't catch the gangsters, I'd create a fellow who could."

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Donna Grant

"MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic."

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Donna Grant

"An administration without a police executive is powerless and there were many proofs of this."

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Donna Grant

"A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run."

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Donna Grant

"Even the police have an unlisted number."

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Donna Grant

"Let me be clear about this. I don't have a drug problem. I have a police problem."

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Donna Grant

"I know when I was here prosecuting homicides in the District of Columbia, one of the most effective units here was the cold case squad, which had on it FBI agents, as well as Metropolitan Police Department homicide detectives working together."

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Donna Grant

"On one occasion in 1987 the security police came looking for me because of a drawing that I'd published."

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Donna Grant

"This is going right to the police. So, it's a very dangerous precedent."

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Gilbert Gottfried
"No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism."

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Gilbert Gottfried
"I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time."

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Gilbert Gottfried
"The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever."

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Gilbert Gottfried
"Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are how I've branched out."

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Gilbert Gottfried
"If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house."

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Gilbert Gottfried
"I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl."

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