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"A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run."
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"Actually I ran away from school when I was 13. No one could find me, and the police were called. I was just hiding in a little thicket of grass at my school, and went to sleep."
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"This is going right to the police. So, it's a very dangerous precedent."
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"On one occasion in 1987 the security police came looking for me because of a drawing that I'd published."
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"MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic."
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"Even the police have an unlisted number."
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"I know when I was here prosecuting homicides in the District of Columbia, one of the most effective units here was the cold case squad, which had on it FBI agents, as well as Metropolitan Police Department homicide detectives working together."
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"When police or prosecutors conceal significant exculpatory or impeaching material, we hold, it is ordinarily incumbent on the state to set the record straight."
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"A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run."
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"She's in a situation she tried to, that's what's complicated. She followed orders; she called off the raid. This is a dangerous situation. Somebody in DC police went ahead and started."
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"Incidentally, our railroad facilities are under video surveillance by the federal police. However, the federal and state governments will have to determine whether video surveillance shouldn't be significantly expanded to a certain degree."
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"Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the Internet."
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"One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech."
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"Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch."
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"Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time."
Time
"Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese."
Lying
"You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R."
Education
"President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to figure out which one was which."
People
"There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it."
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"Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways."
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"What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign."
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