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Dennis Miller

"A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run."

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Donna Grant

"She's in a situation she tried to, that's what's complicated. She followed orders; she called off the raid. This is a dangerous situation. Somebody in DC police went ahead and started."

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Donna Grant

"I decided that if the police couldn't catch the gangsters, I'd create a fellow who could."

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Donna Grant

"MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic."

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Donna Grant

"An administration without a police executive is powerless and there were many proofs of this."

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Donna Grant

"A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run."

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Donna Grant

"Even the police have an unlisted number."

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Donna Grant

"I know when I was here prosecuting homicides in the District of Columbia, one of the most effective units here was the cold case squad, which had on it FBI agents, as well as Metropolitan Police Department homicide detectives working together."

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Donna Grant

"On one occasion in 1987 the security police came looking for me because of a drawing that I'd published."

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Donna Grant

"This is going right to the police. So, it's a very dangerous precedent."

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Donna Grant

"Incidentally, our railroad facilities are under video surveillance by the federal police. However, the federal and state governments will have to determine whether video surveillance shouldn't be significantly expanded to a certain degree."

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Dennis Miller
"Just put down 9/11... I think, on most things I'm liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I'm kind of conservative on."

Money

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Dennis Miller
"I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy."

Trust

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Dennis Miller
"Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?"

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Dennis Miller
"What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign."

Business

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Dennis Miller
"The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country."

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Dennis Miller
"Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels."

Being

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Dennis Miller
"A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a white man who lives far, far away."

Man

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Dennis Miller
"President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to figure out which one was which."

People

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Dennis Miller
"Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways."

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Dennis Miller
"The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq."

Iraq

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