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"A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run."
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"This is going right to the police. So, it's a very dangerous precedent."
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"If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house."
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"A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run."
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"MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic."
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"I know when I was here prosecuting homicides in the District of Columbia, one of the most effective units here was the cold case squad, which had on it FBI agents, as well as Metropolitan Police Department homicide detectives working together."
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"Even the police have an unlisted number."
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"Actually I ran away from school when I was 13. No one could find me, and the police were called. I was just hiding in a little thicket of grass at my school, and went to sleep."
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"On one occasion in 1987 the security police came looking for me because of a drawing that I'd published."
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"When police or prosecutors conceal significant exculpatory or impeaching material, we hold, it is ordinarily incumbent on the state to set the record straight."
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"An administration without a police executive is powerless and there were many proofs of this."
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"The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board."
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"A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run."
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"The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country."
Death
"You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven."
Eating
"Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels."
Being
"Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time."
Time
"Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand."
Office
"I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy."
Trust
"President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to figure out which one was which."
People
"Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch."
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