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First Quotes


"You know the drum was the first instrument besides the human voice."


"They wanted Guy Middleton instead of Kenneth More, and even Kay Kendall wasn't their first choice!"


"If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?"


"When you have two alternatives, the first thing you have to do is to look for the third that you didn't think about, that doesn't exist."


"To have doubted one's own first principles is the mark of a civilized man."


"Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third."


"It was almost two years after I left Capital that I put out the first one on Chrysalis and that was really instructive because it was no better in particular than any other record I'd done."


"My first band, Kid Wicked, we did half covers and half originals."


"Pete Dj Jones was the first person that I saw with 2 turntables. This was 1972."


"Charles Laughton signed me to my first movie contract at 17. He later asked my parents if he could adopt me."


"My tattoo is a phoenix. I got the first when I was 16. I hid it for years."


"I had the advantage of reading the book, and when the script was first submitted to me, it was just another gangster story - the east side taking over the west side and all that."


"When I first had my eyebrows waxed, I was pretty disturbed."


"First job I went out on in new York I got, and when I came back, the first job I went out on, I got."


"You have to sound sad first of all, then maybe later you can sound good."


"Well, you know, I mean, I first did my live shows in the late 70's and in those days I had a boatload of equipment that always seemed to be going wrong."


"First of all, I only get 50 percent of it, because, I mean, the galleries get 50 and 60 percent. I mean, that's normal. I understand that. I don't quarrel with that."


"Usually, in the studio, on this sort of thing... you just go out and have a play over it, and see what comes, and it's usually - mostly - the first take that's the best one, and you find yourself repeating yourself thereafter."


"Michael died five years ago this January, and the first thing that really struck me about the script was the part about her peeling off from the funeral and just getting into a rowboat and having a real kind of cry where nobody was."


"In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first."


"I mean, I gotta say one of the greatest victories on that show was when we got picked up for the back nine of the first season, and they made it a full order."


"After the first exams, I switched to the Faculty of Philosophy and studied Zoology in Munich and Vienna."


"Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'"


"The jest loses its point when he who makes it is the first to laugh."


"We shot on location in our very first weeks, in our very first shows. I would like to go on location again, Hawaii would be good!! But normally, we tape five days a week in the studio starting at about 8:00 a.m. and continuing until about 8:00 p.m."


"Our first record, 'Huey Lewis And The News', was seen by no one - it sold 25 copies."


"Well, I think that it is complicated in that the first four albums were all with Universal so they have the rights to that and therefore it is a lot easier for them to do that period."


"Since this our first show, I think they'll see us sweat a lot."



"If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving."
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