"I'm not a first-place person."

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"Like all bands, the first two albums are always the ones most written about, and the most covered. When a band gets to their third of fourth album, the story of the band has already been told."

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"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

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"I first began to dry specimens for preservation carelessly perhaps at first, but before the season was over, I had collected between one and two hundred species."

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"Well, first, I didn't kill Dr. King."

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"I want to kill the president because I no like the capitalists. I have the gun in my hand, I kill kings and presidents first and next all capitalists."

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"Some persons do first, think afterward, and then repent forever."

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