"I've chosen to treat my life more like a party than something to stress about."

"I have sometimes imagined my own death and brought myself to tears."

"I think loss can fuel how you lead your whole life."

"I hate to lull the audience into letting them think that something is something. It's always fun to defy expectations."

"All you're trying to do in an improvisation is get as much material as possible for the editing room."

"What's great about being a character actor is you know that you can survive forever. It's not about the gloss of your eyebrows."

"Someone once asked me what was the weirdest question I was ever asked. And I was stymied."

"My mother was the concert master of the symphony. Absurdity and eccentricity were not criticized."

"People do think I'm Jewish. But we're Irish Catholic. My father had a brogue."

"I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny."

"I've never done an improvised movie as a fictitious character. I think that's the challenge."

"Being the youngest of five, you're adored, you're fueled with confidence."

"What I learned, a little too late, was that the 'traditional' Martin Short target viewer weighs under 300 pounds. Unfortunately, I was on during daytime."

"I have a kind of objective luxury about my career."

"Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes."

"David Lynch and I almost made a movie together in the late '80s. We had lots of dinners and lunches. He's a very cool, hip guy. This film, let's face it, is like an homage to him, I would imagine he'd find it funny."

"I know if I were to drop dead now, people would probably write nice things in the obit."

"I pretend I'm one of the royal family when I'm in a hotel and that the hotel belongs to me - it is a palace."