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"My mother was the concert master of the symphony. Absurdity and eccentricity were not criticized."
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"A mother is the most important blessing of your life."
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"The longest tenured First LOVE and Greatest TEACHER, in-fact life long, is none the other, but Mother."
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"We never got anything out of the recordings. I'm still as broke as I was when I was with the Mothers."
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"I don't know how Frank presented the old Mothers, since I never read the book. There might be some opinions on what he said, but I - or anyone else - could not make any corrections to anything Frank did."
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"Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel."
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"I didn't grow up with my mother, and so losing her for real was like, some sort of latent childhood, some sort of unresolved issue. When she left for real, it was sort of like, I was done."
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"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'"
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"My mother was a jazz fanatic and she wanted me to play the piano so I could play jazz tunes. I wish I had learned but I was too busy getting into trouble!"
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"I don't think I would have been a good mother. Being a parent brings immense responsibility. It's a Herculean task. It would be almost too much for me."
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"Few misfortunes can befall a boy which bring worse consequence than to have a really affectionate mother."
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"I've chosen to treat my life more like a party than something to stress about."
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"Someone once asked me what was the weirdest question I was ever asked. And I was stymied."
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"My mother was the concert master of the symphony. Absurdity and eccentricity were not criticized."
Mother
"I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny."
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"Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes."
People
"I know if I were to drop dead now, people would probably write nice things in the obit."
People
"David Lynch and I almost made a movie together in the late '80s. We had lots of dinners and lunches. He's a very cool, hip guy. This film, let's face it, is like an homage to him, I would imagine he'd find it funny."
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"I've never done an improvised movie as a fictitious character. I think that's the challenge."
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"What I learned, a little too late, was that the 'traditional' Martin Short target viewer weighs under 300 pounds. Unfortunately, I was on during daytime."
Martin
"I have sometimes imagined my own death and brought myself to tears."
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