"I know if I were to drop dead now, people would probably write nice things in the obit."

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"I know if I were to drop dead now, people would probably write nice things in the obit."

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"Telling people they look relaxed makes them look relaxed."

Doug Coupland, Canadian Author

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"In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing."

Will Rogers, American Actor

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"Who are we? We find that we live on an insignificant planet of a humdrum star lost in a galaxy tucked away in some forgotten corner of a universe in which there are far more galaxies than people."

Carl Sagan, American Scientist

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"Many people feel their outer self isn't the whole self."

Jeanette Winterson, British Novelist

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"If you have carefully examined hundred people you met in your life journey, it means that you have read hundred different books! Every person you know is a book; world is full of walking books; some are boring, some are marvellous, some are weak, some are powerful, but they are all useful because they all carry different experiences of different paths!"

Mehmet Murat ildan, Turkish Philosopher

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"Stephen King in many respects is a wonderful writer. He has made a contribution. People in the future will be able to pick up Stephen King's books and learn a lot about who we were by reading those books."

Anne Rice, American Novelist

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"If you ask a hundred people, they all give you different answers."

Lenny Kravitz, American Musician

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"We forfeit three-quarters of ourselves in order to be like other people."

Arthur Schopenhauer, German Philosopher

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"Public servants are paid to serve the American people. Do it well."

Donald Rumsfeld, American Politician

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"It is not actual suffering but the taste of better things which excites people to revolt."

Eric Hoffer, American Writer

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"I pretend I'm one of the royal family when I'm in a hotel and that the hotel belongs to me - it is a palace."

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"I've chosen to treat my life more like a party than something to stress about."

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"Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes."

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"What's great about being a character actor is you know that you can survive forever. It's not about the gloss of your eyebrows."

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"I have sometimes imagined my own death and brought myself to tears."

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"I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny."

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"I hate to lull the audience into letting them think that something is something. It's always fun to defy expectations."

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"All you're trying to do in an improvisation is get as much material as possible for the editing room."

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"People do think I'm Jewish. But we're Irish Catholic. My father had a brogue."

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"My mother was the concert master of the symphony. Absurdity and eccentricity were not criticized."

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