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"What I learned, a little too late, was that the 'traditional' Martin Short target viewer weighs under 300 pounds. Unfortunately, I was on during daytime."
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"I marched back then - I was in a civil-rights musical, Fly Blackbird, and we met Martin Luther King."
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"I always watch Dean Martin's show... just to see if he falls down."
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"Martin Luther King Jr., recognized bias when he saw it, knew what he was talking about."
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"What I learned, a little too late, was that the 'traditional' Martin Short target viewer weighs under 300 pounds. Unfortunately, I was on during daytime."
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"When I played Dean Martin, he was dead when we made the movie but there would have been nothing better than to spend a week with Dean Martin if I could have."
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"Martin guitars have now brought out, you know, on a more traditional level, the Stephen Stills' model of Martin guitars. It's beautiful. I just went inside. I bought one immediately."
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"I see the Ricky Martin thing, and everything is like, just packaged for this moment. Where are they going to be 10 years, 20 years from now?"
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"When I was a bit older I had all of the George Carlin records, all of the Steve Martin records, all of the Cheech and Chong records and all of the Richard Pryor records."
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"Martin Luther King took us to the mountain top: I want to take us to the bank."
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"Leo couldn't deliver Mr. Martin Scorsese his Oscar with 'The Aviator', but I will go on record to say I will do so in 'The Departed'."
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"I pretend I'm one of the royal family when I'm in a hotel and that the hotel belongs to me - it is a palace."
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"I've chosen to treat my life more like a party than something to stress about."
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"Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes."
People

"What's great about being a character actor is you know that you can survive forever. It's not about the gloss of your eyebrows."
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"I have sometimes imagined my own death and brought myself to tears."
Death

"I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny."
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"I hate to lull the audience into letting them think that something is something. It's always fun to defy expectations."
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"What I learned, a little too late, was that the 'traditional' Martin Short target viewer weighs under 300 pounds. Unfortunately, I was on during daytime."
Martin

"All you're trying to do in an improvisation is get as much material as possible for the editing room."
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"People do think I'm Jewish. But we're Irish Catholic. My father had a brogue."
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