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"What I learned, a little too late, was that the 'traditional' Martin Short target viewer weighs under 300 pounds. Unfortunately, I was on during daytime."
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"Steve Martin is such an exquisite and precise writer. Everything is so clear; it's like a bell. He says what he means and says it so beautifully."
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"I always watch Dean Martin's show... just to see if he falls down."
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"Leo couldn't deliver Mr. Martin Scorsese his Oscar with 'The Aviator', but I will go on record to say I will do so in 'The Departed'."
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"Recently, I went up to Casino Rama to see Martin Short's show, just to see how he put it all together. And after the show, I went backstage and picked his brain to find out why he did certain things."
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"Martin Luther King took us to the mountain top: I want to take us to the bank."
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"I marched back then - I was in a civil-rights musical, Fly Blackbird, and we met Martin Luther King."
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"If Rosa Parks had not refused to move to the back of the bus, you and I might never have heard of Dr. Martin Luther King."
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"When I was a bit older I had all of the George Carlin records, all of the Steve Martin records, all of the Cheech and Chong records and all of the Richard Pryor records."
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"I see the Ricky Martin thing, and everything is like, just packaged for this moment. Where are they going to be 10 years, 20 years from now?"
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"When I played Dean Martin, he was dead when we made the movie but there would have been nothing better than to spend a week with Dean Martin if I could have."
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"My mother was the concert master of the symphony. Absurdity and eccentricity were not criticized."
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"I hate to lull the audience into letting them think that something is something. It's always fun to defy expectations."
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"I have a kind of objective luxury about my career."
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"I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny."
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"I have sometimes imagined my own death and brought myself to tears."
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"I pretend I'm one of the royal family when I'm in a hotel and that the hotel belongs to me - it is a palace."
Family

"What I learned, a little too late, was that the 'traditional' Martin Short target viewer weighs under 300 pounds. Unfortunately, I was on during daytime."
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"I think loss can fuel how you lead your whole life."
Life

"David Lynch and I almost made a movie together in the late '80s. We had lots of dinners and lunches. He's a very cool, hip guy. This film, let's face it, is like an homage to him, I would imagine he'd find it funny."
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"I've never done an improvised movie as a fictitious character. I think that's the challenge."
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