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"I hate to lull the audience into letting them think that something is something. It's always fun to defy expectations."
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"I am often guilty of expecting the worst so as to avoid disappointment and welcome surprise."
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"Expectations create and shape reality."
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"Weren't you alwaysdistracted by expectation, as if every eventannounced a beloved? (Where can you find a placeto keep her, with all the huge strange thoughts inside yougoing and coming and often staying all night.)"
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"Expect nothing but be ready for everything."
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"That's the thing about being the product of happily marries parents, You grow up thinking the fairy tale is real, and more than that, you think you're entitled to live it. So far, though, it wasn't working out as planned."
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"Not the action, but the expectation creates results."
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"Live without expectations. Don't set parameters on your life by telling yourself that something can only be enjoyed if it is a certain way. Allow life to surprise you. Keep an open mind and enjoy all of life's treasures."
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"Whatever you search for will either meet you halfway or wait for you."
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"We expect more of ourselves than we have any right to."
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"Expectations hurt, be it sorry, be it thank you."
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"I think loss can fuel how you lead your whole life."
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"Someone once asked me what was the weirdest question I was ever asked. And I was stymied."
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"I have sometimes imagined my own death and brought myself to tears."
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"David Lynch and I almost made a movie together in the late '80s. We had lots of dinners and lunches. He's a very cool, hip guy. This film, let's face it, is like an homage to him, I would imagine he'd find it funny."
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"Being the youngest of five, you're adored, you're fueled with confidence."
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"I know if I were to drop dead now, people would probably write nice things in the obit."
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"What I learned, a little too late, was that the 'traditional' Martin Short target viewer weighs under 300 pounds. Unfortunately, I was on during daytime."
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"I've never done an improvised movie as a fictitious character. I think that's the challenge."
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"I've chosen to treat my life more like a party than something to stress about."
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"Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes."
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