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"I hate to lull the audience into letting them think that something is something. It's always fun to defy expectations."
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"Some people won't go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they feel neglected and bitter."

"Long ago, before I had ever seen a diamond, I read about them and I tried to imagine what they would be like ... When I saw a real diamond in a lady's ring one day I was so disappointed I cried. Of course, it was very lovely but it wasn't my idea of a diamond."

"Everyone wants everyone to be perfect for them, but they don't want themselves to be perfect for others..."

"Expectation wasn't just about what people expected of you. It was about what you expected of yourself."

"Expectations hurt, be it sorry, be it thank you."

"We call bad one who rejects the fruit he is given for the fruit he is expecting or the fruit he was given last time."

"Assuming what people want is about as controlled as using fireworks to start a fire."

"The first and most optimistic response was complete rational expectations econometrics. A rational expectations equilibrium is a likelihood function. Maximize it."

"I can establish the expectation of retributive justice. Have we done that? No."
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"David Lynch and I almost made a movie together in the late '80s. We had lots of dinners and lunches. He's a very cool, hip guy. This film, let's face it, is like an homage to him, I would imagine he'd find it funny."
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