"I pretend I'm one of the royal family when I'm in a hotel and that the hotel belongs to me - it is a palace."

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"I am sure that if the mothers of various nations could meet, there would be no more wars."

E. M. Forster, English Novelist

Family, Mothers, Nations

"It's funny how two people can grow up in the same town, go to the same school, have the same friends, and end up so totally different. Family, or lack of it, counts for more than you'd think."

Sarah Dessen, American Author

Family, Identity, People, Life

"Not a few millions of parents strongly hope that their own children will step in by instantly becoming their own parents' foster parents, if and when the parents reach their second childhood."

Mokokoma Mokhonoana, South African Philosopher

Family, Aging, Responsibility, Hope

"Mother is the center of the family, everyone else surrounds her."

Debasish Mridha, American Author

Family, Mother, Center, Surrounds

"There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it."

Erma Bombeck, American Journalist

Family, Mother, Water, Wrong

"Behind all your stories is always your mother's story. Because hers is where yours begin."

Mitch Albom, American Writer

Family, Mother, Story, Beginning, Life

"An excellent mother knows she has the beautiful life, and she is a big time programmer."

Jaachynma N.E. Agu, Nigerian Author

Family, Motherhood, Life, Programming, Knowledge

"If you don't have the support and love and caring and connection that you get from a family, you don't have much at all."

Mitch Albom, American Writer

Family, Support, Love, Caring

"My parents had three kids right after the Second World War, and we were all sort of sickly. Then I had a fourth sibling, with very serious asthma. The medical bills... So my parents always struggled."

Patti Smith, American Musician

Family, Health, Struggle, Truth

"Heaven set couples for babies' birth."

Toba Beta, Indonesian Author

Family, Truth, Future, Power, Wisdom

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"All you're trying to do in an improvisation is get as much material as possible for the editing room."

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"I pretend I'm one of the royal family when I'm in a hotel and that the hotel belongs to me - it is a palace."

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"I've never done an improvised movie as a fictitious character. I think that's the challenge."

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"I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny."

Funny, Family

"David Lynch and I almost made a movie together in the late '80s. We had lots of dinners and lunches. He's a very cool, hip guy. This film, let's face it, is like an homage to him, I would imagine he'd find it funny."

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"I've chosen to treat my life more like a party than something to stress about."

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"I am sure that if the mothers of various nations could meet, there would be no more wars."

"It's funny how two people can grow up in the same town, go to the same school, have the same friends, and end up so totally different. Family, or lack of it, counts for more than you'd think."

"Not a few millions of parents strongly hope that their own children will step in by instantly becoming their own parents' foster parents, if and when the parents reach their second childhood."

"Mother is the center of the family, everyone else surrounds her."

"There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it."

"Behind all your stories is always your mother's story. Because hers is where yours begin."

"An excellent mother knows she has the beautiful life, and she is a big time programmer."

"If you don't have the support and love and caring and connection that you get from a family, you don't have much at all."

"My parents had three kids right after the Second World War, and we were all sort of sickly. Then I had a fourth sibling, with very serious asthma. The medical bills... So my parents always struggled."

"Heaven set couples for babies' birth."

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"All you're trying to do in an improvisation is get as much material as possible for the editing room."

"I have a kind of objective luxury about my career."

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"Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes."

"Being the youngest of five, you're adored, you're fueled with confidence."

"I pretend I'm one of the royal family when I'm in a hotel and that the hotel belongs to me - it is a palace."

"I've never done an improvised movie as a fictitious character. I think that's the challenge."

"I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny."

"David Lynch and I almost made a movie together in the late '80s. We had lots of dinners and lunches. He's a very cool, hip guy. This film, let's face it, is like an homage to him, I would imagine he'd find it funny."

"I've chosen to treat my life more like a party than something to stress about."