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"I've never done an improvised movie as a fictitious character. I think that's the challenge."
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"Bear in mind that humility is not timidity."
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"When I say "no" to some activities that I believe are ungodly, some people say I am "nobody". Yes, I agree", "no" body; that's who I am. I am a "body" that can say "no" to bad attitudes!"
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"Martial arts is not about fighting; it's about building character."
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"People respect those who know how to admit their own mistakes and see their own weaknesses. If you heart is as transparent as crystal, people will respect you."
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"Soft feathers cannot make a cruel bird kind."
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"Lots of people use good character and moral standing as a brand name. They know it's what people like, they want people to like them, so they wear it as one would wear a quality brand shirt. Putting it on in the morning and taking it off at the end of the day. Saying all the things they know people want to hear. If they were the very last person on Earth, there would be no reason for them to be of good character, because nobody would see it."
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"One of the characteristics of humility is the ability to take the second place without striving for self-promotion."
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"It takes grace to be a great soul."
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"The more success a person has in life, the greater the danger of fornication can become."
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"People with self-respect have the courage of their mistakes. They know the price of things."
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"All you're trying to do in an improvisation is get as much material as possible for the editing room."
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"I have a kind of objective luxury about my career."
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"I have sometimes imagined my own death and brought myself to tears."
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"Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes."
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"I've never done an improvised movie as a fictitious character. I think that's the challenge."
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"I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny."
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"David Lynch and I almost made a movie together in the late '80s. We had lots of dinners and lunches. He's a very cool, hip guy. This film, let's face it, is like an homage to him, I would imagine he'd find it funny."
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"Someone once asked me what was the weirdest question I was ever asked. And I was stymied."
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"I know if I were to drop dead now, people would probably write nice things in the obit."
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"What I learned, a little too late, was that the 'traditional' Martin Short target viewer weighs under 300 pounds. Unfortunately, I was on during daytime."
Martin
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