"A good lover? One percent talent and ninety nine percent hard work."

"Things are always either black or white. The grey in between is only a confusion."

"You get what you want and you become its slave."

"The word is my weapon. FIRE!"

"He asked her for coffee, but she wanted tea instead."

"My affection for you is not my problem."

"Sheep don't need the shepherd to be what they are. The shepherd needs sheep to be what he is."

"Where there is a smoke, there is an ecologist."

"Nothing is expensive when you promise."

"You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown."

"Turn off the lights! They overshadow my fame!"

"I will take all my rights! Can you deliver them to my house?"

"I would die for you, my love-in old age."

"It's easy for common people to say what they think about the government. No one listens to them."

"To many people chess is an extreme sport. It requires a lot of thinking."

"Children are our future. Unfortunately, we are their past."

"Journalists are never hungry. They swallow everything."

"A blink of an eye is what separates you from reality."

"Keep your heads up! We are sinking!"

"I will build the best Potemkin village for you, my love!"

"Such an impolite person. He is honest with everyone."

"Just married! A bright past is ahead of them!"

"Behind every successful woman is a hungry man."

"I have a wide circle of friends, wide enough to keep them away from me."

"He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife."

"Some people stride toward a better future. Others have chauffeurs."

"To err is human. To count other people's errors is humane."

"An independent newspaper? It is a newspaper that looks nothing like a newspaper."

"Be a man! Put on a mask."

"I sheep's idea of bravery : To become a wolf's pet."

"The differences between women are all cosmetic."

"Keep trying?I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky."

"Good morning, nightmare!"

"Go to bed! Someone is anxious to come into your dream."

"Poor people! No territory invasion can broaden their narrow minds."

"I got married. A bright past is ahead of me!"

"Galileo, yet men turn around women!"

"It's not over till the fat lady eats!"

"Life is a circle. It spins you around."

"Hide in the morrow. No one will look for you there."

"In women he doesn't trust! He is an atheist."

"People strive to be ahead of time just to get a chance to trip it."

"It's easy to count other people's mistakes. Make your own if you can."

"Don't let the devil fool you! Unless he's handsome."

"The key to happiness is under the doorstep rug."

"Hide in the mirror. No one will look for you there."

"I have a headache. If only I had a crown to put on!"

"I'm not a saint! Thanks God!"

"Women! Dressed to kill the woman in them."

"Smile out loud! Make them wonder."