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"Don't let the devil fool you! Unless he's handsome."
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"Keep trying?I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky."
Motivation
"To err is human. To count other people's errors is humane."
Learning
"It's easy to count other people's mistakes. Make your own if you can."
Learning
"I will take all my rights! Can you deliver them to my house?"
Justice
"Poor people! No territory invasion can broaden their narrow minds."
Society
"Smile out loud! Make them wonder."
Self-Growth
"Big people never scare me. I am a little man. I can easily hide."
Self-Growth
"In search of myself, I have created myself."
Self-Growth
"Turn off the lights! They overshadow my fame!"
Society
"Good morning, nightmare!"
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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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Personal Development
"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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Personal Development
"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"I'm trying to remember how you tell the time by looking at the sun." -"I should leave it for a while, it's too bright to see the numbers at the moment."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"Comedy strikes here... just to reduce pressure and depression."
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"They're both bungholes who think they're too noble to shit."
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