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"Don't let the devil fool you! Unless he's handsome."
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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."
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"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."
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"Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers."
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"You know, Aunt Tasha makes jokes about how youE1d actually be a better queen than the others, except sometimes . . . I donE1t think sheE1s joking."
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"A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water."
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"Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!"
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"Some people make spectacles of themselves with a couple of glasses."
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"Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."
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"It's not that I really cheat at golf. I play for my health and a low score makes me feel better."
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"If you're brighter than a lightning bug, don't show your ass."
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"In the beginning there was the Word. Then we broke it."
Philosophy
"Only memories have a future."
Reflection
"Every woman with her own makeup!"
Self
"Most people are willing to promise you a lot. A few are those who can promise you a little, just as much as they can."
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"Body language has no translation."
Observation
"Playing a fool is the best paid role."
Lifestyle
"Once you drop a mask, you can never wear it again."
Self
"They would sweep their poverty under the carpet if only they had one."
Society
"There are 31.536.000 seconds in a year. I am counting down every second."
Time
"If I knew he loved me for my wealth, I would have told him I was richer."
Relationship
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