"Question everything, unless it's the answer."

"We're on a planet, relax!"

"When you suspect old age is catching up with you, live faster!"

"When the loneliest place on earth is in your mind, move out!"

"A sneeze can never be to far away."

"When your diary is full and your life is empty, get a date."

"When you've got everything and think you've got nothing you've actually got less."

"When you can't think clearly, climb to the top of your thoughts."

"Avoid being narrow-minded, it's a fat world."

"Raise a smile and lower stress."

"Words can be a fortress or a drawbridge to disaster."

"There's only one person to blame for lack of self confidence."

"You can't help who you are, but you can change who you want to be."

"Giving is the only way of taking part."

"Great songs don't grow on trees, yet lots of songs have been written on great trees."

"If your dreams seem to be drifting away, wake up!"

"Moderation is the key to old age and the doorway to boredom."

"If everyone wants to be somebody, I want to be somebody else."

"If you want to know what's going on, keep your mind in the fridge or it might go off."

"It's good to let your mind wonder, as long as you know where it's going."

"If the colour of life turns grey turn the palette the other way."

"If your dreams are to hard to achieve, just achieve."

"Always think backwards before moving forwards."

"Give love, take pride."

"Want less, live more."

"The less you need, the more you live."

"Always recycle wasted time."

"Sometimes being given the elbow can turn out to be the best hand."

"Love life, Live Love."

"The life we're given is on a thread, so wear it well."

"Iron deficiency can lead to a wardrobe full of crumpled clothes."

"Better to have too much time to manage, than too much money that manages all your time."