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"A sneeze can never be to far away."
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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."
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"And if I talk to him, I'll say something wrong, give something away. I can feel it coming, a betrayal of myself."
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"Niagara ... is the first disappointment in the married life of many Americans who spend their honeymoon there."
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"God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!"
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"I always try to cheer myself up by singing when i get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems."
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"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."
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"Looking for a wife is like fishing; before you go, make sure you don't have a hole in your net."
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"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
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"Using a metaphor in front of a man as unimaginative as Ridcully was like ared flag to a bu... was like putting something very annoying in front ofsomeone who was annoyed by it."
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"You'd be surprised how many people in the modern age no longer fear zombies as much as teletubies."
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"Great songs don't grow on trees, yet lots of songs have been written on great trees."
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"Avoid being narrow-minded, it's a fat world."
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"The important thing to remember is not to forget."
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"We're on a planet, relax!"
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"Going down in history is a dead end pursuit."
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"Question everything, unless it's the answer."
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"Free your mind from routine, keep your brain somewhere else."
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"Give love, take pride."
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"When penciling in your future, always use a pen."
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"When you suspect old age is catching up with you, live faster!"
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