"Sis I've been wondering . . . On my birthday mom always gives me five thousand dollars. How much does she give you?"

"Feelings are not facts."

"A secretary must think like a man act like a lady look like a girl - and work like a dog."

"What I do I do very well and what I don't do well I don't do at all."

"I want a relationship where we talk like best friends, play like kids, argue like husband and wife, and protect each other like siblings."

"And God is able to make all grace abound to you, so that in all things at all times, having all that you need, you will abound in every good work."

"When Julia Child was asked to what she credited her longevity she replied "Red meat and gin.""

"Thanks for the nice introduction. Next to my resume that's the closest I'll ever come to perfection."

"I have no greater joy than to know that my children walk in truth."

"The only prison we need to escape from is the prison of our own minds."

"Worry never climbed a hill worry never paid a bill Worry never dried a tear worry never calmed a fear Worry never darned a heel worry never cooked a meal It never led a horse to water nor ever did a thing it "oughter.""

"And the light shineth in darkness, and the darkness did not comprehend it."

"You only get one shot in this life. So let me do all the good I can for my fellow man. For I will not pass this way again."

"Three simple rules in life: If you do not go after what you want, you'll never have it. If you do not ask, the answer will always be no. If you do not step forward, you will always be in the same place."

"English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though."

"To whom much is given, much is expected."

"The rain could turn to gold and still your thirst would not be slaked. Desire is unquenchable or it ends in tears, even in heaven."

"Arguing with my wife is like this: "I came! I saw! I concurred!""

"We were awfully poor. But we had a lot of things that money can't buy . . . like unpaid bills."

"In the game of life nothing is less important than the score at half time."

"The smartest thing I ever said was "Help Me!""

"A hedge between keeps friendships green."

"Praise be to the LORD my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle."

"I expect to pass through this world but once. Any good therefore that I can do or any kindness that I can show to any fellow creature let me do it now. Let me not defer or neglect it for I shall not pass this way again."

"There is little serenity comparable to the serenity of the inexperienced giving advice to the experienced."

"I was chosen to speak due to my warm personality. . . . Look up warm and it means "not so hot.""

"Fear of trouble present and future often blinds us to the numerous small blessings we enjoy silencing our prayers of praise and thanksgiving."

"Do not pray by heart but with the heart."

"Those who take responsibility for their actions are the real winners in life. Winners meet life challenges and head on, knowing there are no gurantees, and give it all they've got, and never think it's too late, or too early to begin."

"The world's shortest sermon: "When in doubt... don't!""

"The problem is not that you cannot have what you think you want. The problem is that when you get what you think you want it won't satisfy."

"Bumper sticker: Driver carries no cash - he has a son in college."

"Success comes before work only in the dictionary."

"Even though we can't have all we want we ought to be thankful we don't get all we deserve."

"The beginning is easy what happens next is much harder."

"But he said to me, 'My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness.' Therefore I will boast all the more gladly about my weaknesses, so that Christ's power may rest on me."

"Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones."

"To hope is not to demand."

"You should never be afraid to give yourself a chance to be everything you are capable of being. If you think you're not good enough, you'll surprise yourself if you keep trying. No one can ever tell you you're doing it wrong. Everyone has their own dreams, their own struggles and a different path that makes sense for them. Remember, it's always better to be at the bottom of the mountain you want to climb than the top of the one you don't."

"There's a mess inside you: You clean the outside."

"For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms."

"My son, do not forget my teaching,But let your heart keep my commandments;For length of days and years of lifeAnd peace they will add to you.Do not let kindness and truth leave you;Bind them around your neck,Write them on the tablet of your heart.So you will find favor and good reputeIn the sight of God and man.Trust in the Lord with all your heartAnd do not lean on your own understanding.In all your ways acknowledge Him,And He will make your paths straight."

"How grand is victory but how dear!"

"Be still and know that I am God."

"The Origin of VioletsI know, blue modest violets,Gleaming with dew at morn-I know the place you come fromAnd the way that you are born!When God cut holes in Heaven,The holes the stars look through,He let the scraps fall down to earth,-The little scraps are you."

"When wealth is lost nothing is lost When health is lost something is lost When character is lost all is lost!"

"A bold heart is half the battle."

"A small town is usually divided by a railroad a main street two churches and a lot of opinions."

"Hope is putting faith to work when doubting would be easier."

"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake."