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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.""You'll be just as annoying?" I guessed.He fixed my with those warm brown eyes. "Or perhaps you could bring me up to speed on those modern courtship rituals."I sat there stunned until he gave me a glimpse of a smile-just enough to let me know he was teasing. Then he disappeared."Oh, very funny!" I yelled."
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"Papa, potatoes, poultry, prunes and prism, are all very good words for the lips."
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"Laughter is carbonated holiness."
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"Well, I said, "you obviously have some power. You chased off those hooligans with rotten fruit. Perhaps you have banana-kinesis? Or you can control garbage? I once knew a Roman goddess, Cloacina, who presided over the city's sewer system. Perhaps you're related? Meg pouted. I got the impression I might have said something wrong, though I couldn't imagine what."
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"Good People bring out the good in other people."
Positivity
"Tis Fate that flings the dice And as she flings Of kings makes peasants And of peasants kings."
Philosophical
"The smartest thing I ever said was "Help Me!""
Humor
"There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say--unless you insist on saying it."
Communication
"If a man speaks many holy words but he speaks and does not, this thoughtless man cannot enjoy the life of holiness: he is like a cowherd who counts the cows of his master.Whereas if a man speaks but a few holy words and yet he lives the life of those words, free from passion and hate and illusion-with right vision and a mind free, craving for nothing both now and hereafter-the life of this man is a life of holiness."
Spiritual
"God and a soldier all .people adore In time of war but not before And when war is over and all things are righted God is neglected and an old soldier slighted."
History
"Tact is the intelligence of the heart."
Wisdom
"How sleep the brave who sink to rest By all their country's wishes blest!"
Inspirational
"Literature is a power to be possessed not a body of objects to be studied."
Knowledge
"They ask - "How much money is too much money?"The answer always is - "A little more!"
Desire
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