"A secretary must think like a man act like a lady look like a girl - and work like a dog."

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"Laughter comes later, like wisdom teeth. And laughter at yourself comes last of all in a mad race with death. And sometimes, it isn't in time."

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"Never stay up on the barren heights of cleverness, but come down into the green valleys of silliness."

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"Pessimist - one who when he has the choice of two evils chooses both."

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"Pardon my French if you're a religious man.''I am,' Bill said, grinning.'Then get outta my cab and go to fucking church,' the cabbie said, and they both burst out laughing."

Stephen King, American Author

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"Mr. Bennet, how can you abuse your own children in such a way? Youtake delight in vexing me. You have no compassion for my poor nerves.""You mistake me, my dear. I have a high respect for your nerves. Theyare my old friends. I have heard you mention them with considerationthese last twenty years at least."

Jane Austen, British Writer

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"The educated Southerner has no use for an 'R', except at the beginning of a word."

Mark Twain, American Author

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"You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country."

Robert Frost, American Poet

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"April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four."

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"Did you hear what I was playing, Lane?I didn't think it polite to listen, sir."

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"He has a head that is for rent unfurnished."

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"How sleep the brave who sink to rest By all their country's wishes blest!"

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"I expect to pass through this world but once. Any good therefore that I can do or any kindness that I can show to any fellow creature let me do it now. Let me not defer or neglect it for I shall not pass this way again."

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"The beginning is easy what happens next is much harder."

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"Bring down my gray hairs with sorrow to the grave."

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"They ask - "How much money is too much money?"The answer always is - "A little more!"

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"If a man speaks many holy words but he speaks and does not, this thoughtless man cannot enjoy the life of holiness: he is like a cowherd who counts the cows of his master.Whereas if a man speaks but a few holy words and yet he lives the life of those words, free from passion and hate and illusion-with right vision and a mind free, craving for nothing both now and hereafter-the life of this man is a life of holiness."

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"It is better to live your own destiny imperfectly than to live an imitation of somebody else's life with perfection."

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"Trust is a delicate idea, held up by time and togetherness. But one person slips and the whole thing shatters. Like glass. and young girls' hearts."

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"Humility is not thinking less of myself, but thinking about myself less."

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