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"Laughter comes later, like wisdom teeth. And laughter at yourself comes last of all in a mad race with death. And sometimes, it isn't in time."
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"Never stay up on the barren heights of cleverness, but come down into the green valleys of silliness."
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"Pessimist - one who when he has the choice of two evils chooses both."
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"Pardon my French if you're a religious man.''I am,' Bill said, grinning.'Then get outta my cab and go to fucking church,' the cabbie said, and they both burst out laughing."
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"Mr. Bennet, how can you abuse your own children in such a way? Youtake delight in vexing me. You have no compassion for my poor nerves.""You mistake me, my dear. I have a high respect for your nerves. Theyare my old friends. I have heard you mention them with considerationthese last twenty years at least."
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"The educated Southerner has no use for an 'R', except at the beginning of a word."
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"You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country."
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"April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four."
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"Did you hear what I was playing, Lane?I didn't think it polite to listen, sir."
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"Never try to out-stubborn a cat."
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"We were awfully poor. But we had a lot of things that money can't buy . . . like unpaid bills."
Humor

"A secretary must think like a man act like a lady look like a girl - and work like a dog."
Humor

"He has a head that is for rent unfurnished."
Humor

"How sleep the brave who sink to rest By all their country's wishes blest!"
Inspirational

"I expect to pass through this world but once. Any good therefore that I can do or any kindness that I can show to any fellow creature let me do it now. Let me not defer or neglect it for I shall not pass this way again."
Inspirational

"The beginning is easy what happens next is much harder."
Life

"Bring down my gray hairs with sorrow to the grave."
Truth

"They ask - "How much money is too much money?"The answer always is - "A little more!"
Desire

"If a man speaks many holy words but he speaks and does not, this thoughtless man cannot enjoy the life of holiness: he is like a cowherd who counts the cows of his master.Whereas if a man speaks but a few holy words and yet he lives the life of those words, free from passion and hate and illusion-with right vision and a mind free, craving for nothing both now and hereafter-the life of this man is a life of holiness."
Spiritual

"It is better to live your own destiny imperfectly than to live an imitation of somebody else's life with perfection."
Philosophy
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