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"Why work today? I'll take Tuesday on, just like I took Monday off. That's just the kind of dedicated worker I am."
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"Procrastination makes easy things hard, hard things harder."
"Why work today? I'll take Tuesday on, just like I took Monday off. That's just the kind of dedicated worker I am."
"Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."
"Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough."
"Every morning I tell myself, "I'll sleep early tonight." And every night I say, "One more chapter."
"What is right to be done cannot be done too soon."
"The person who doesn't scatter the morning dew will not comb gray hairs."
"We cannot put off the difficult decisions for another day, another generation."
"Procrastination threatens critics' livelihood."
"The problem with a lot of people is that they procrastinate as if tomorrow doesn't have some tasks of its own."
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"The way to be invisible - is to truly be imaginary. But since you cannot imagine yourself, you have to clone your imagination into being an image of yourself. Imagine that."
"Prosperity is always built on slave labor. Ask any Ameri-can't. Or Bulgari-can. Yes, we can, eat from a trash can..."
"Translating from #cat is easy - you just ignore everything, then you decide what you want it to have said, thought, or wanted."
"Social networks are so full of wasted time - they could be compared to a waste disposal system. Flush, before you go and waste no time to go."
"I sometimes go to a mythical place called 'workplace', where the doable is always unpassable as possible, especially when it pisses you off."
"In days long past, Jarod said he'd write a sentence about my love, translated in Russian, and that sentence, like my love, is clearly not for sale, unlike his virginity, or this book, which I'm both offering at ten times the market value, so hurry up and buy now, before it goes down."
"I want to be the most unsold, and the most unsought-after author, after I stop selling my fake name anagrams on the internet."
"To fall in love twice, with the same person, you need to grow another heart. That's all I do in my secret underground laboratory at night..."
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