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Erma Bombeck

"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."

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Donna Grant

"I hate fishing, and I can't imagine why anyone would want to hike when you can get in the car and drive."

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Donna Grant

"I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed."

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"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."

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Donna Grant

"I will never have a drink and get behind the wheel of a car. It's not illegal to drink and drive, but there becomes a certain point where it does become a crime."

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Donna Grant

"One of my biggest problems this season was with the clutch at the start of the race. I hate to risk the car."

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"Campaign behavior for wives: Always be on time. Do as little talking as humanly possible. Lean back in the parade car so everybody can see the president."

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"The American Dream has run out of gas. The car has stopped. It no longer supplies the world with its images, its dreams, its fantasies. No more. It's over. It supplies the world with its nightmares now: the Kennedy assassination, Watergate, Vietnam."

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Donna Grant

"People don't understand that it was maybe my biggest pleasure to drive an F1 car when it's wet."

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"If I test the car for a year I can be quite competitive the next season."

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"In real life, one of my friends was killed in a car accident during our sophomore year."

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Erma Bombeck
"A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest."

Friendship

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Erma Bombeck
"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."

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Erma Bombeck
"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."

School

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Erma Bombeck
"My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?"

Fire

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"Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown."

Woman

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"There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child."

Christian

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"No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick."

Comfort

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"Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time."

Car

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"I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent."

Will

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"All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them."

Courage

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