"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."

Car, Kids

14

Create Your Own Wallpaper

Standard

Customized

"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."

Exlpore more Car quotes

"Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down."

Dave Barry, American Journalist

Car, Racing

"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."

Steven Wright, American Comedian

Car, Friend, Friends

"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

Steven Wright, American Comedian

Car,

"America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable."

Hunter S. Thompson, American Journalist

Car, Money, America, Killing

"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

Erma Bombeck, American Journalist

Car,

"I am so sick of reading about another car bomb, another suicide bomber, another 10, 20, 30, 70, 100 people dead in a day, both Americans and Iraqis."

Rosanne Cash, American Musician

Car, People, Americans, Day

"Racing a thoroughbred grand prix car in front of a home crowd will be a surreal and mighty experience."

Nigel Mansell, British Athlete

Car, Experience, Home, Racing

"Divorced men are more likely to meet their car payments than their child support obligations."

Susan Faludi, American Writer

Car, Men, Support

"And we turned off and 30 miles south they're standing in the middle of our road blocking our way, stopped the car, got out, took us through the path in the woods, where the craft was on the ground."

Betty Hill, American Celebrity

Car, Road

"They put chains on me; they chained my waist, my legs. Put me in the back of a squad car, and I literally blacked out. I didn't even - there's whole pieces missing."

Jim Bakker, American Celebrity

Car,

Explore more quotes by Erma Bombeck

"My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?"

Fire

"How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?"

Will

"I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair."

Old

"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat."

Friendship

"In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet."

Humor

"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."

Success

"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

Car

"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."

School

"I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order."

Family

"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."

Computer