"What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor."

Humor, Sense, World

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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."

Anonymous, Unknown Unknown

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"And if I talk to him, I'll say something wrong, give something away. I can feel it coming, a betrayal of myself."

Margaret Atwood, Canadian Novelist

Humor, Escape, Solitude, Space, Privacy

"God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!"

Rick Riordan, American Novelist

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"I always try to cheer myself up by singing when i get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems."

Anonymous, Unknown Unknown

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"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

Humor, Love, Happiness, Today, Truth

"Looking for a wife is like fishing; before you go, make sure you don't have a hole in your net."

Matshona Dhliwayo, Zimbabwean Philosopher

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"Using a metaphor in front of a man as unimaginative as Ridcully was like ared flag to a bu... was like putting something very annoying in front ofsomeone who was annoyed by it."

Terry Pratchett, English Author

Humor, Happiness, Today, Wisdom

"Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers."

Mokokoma Mokhonoana, South African Philosopher

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"Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

Anonymous, Unknown Unknown

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"Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely."

P. J. O'Rourke, American Comedian

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"People who say, 'Let the chips fall where they may,' usually figure they will not be hit by a chip."

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"The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day he created Spring."

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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."

"And if I talk to him, I'll say something wrong, give something away. I can feel it coming, a betrayal of myself."

"God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!"

"I always try to cheer myself up by singing when i get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems."

"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."

"Looking for a wife is like fishing; before you go, make sure you don't have a hole in your net."

"Using a metaphor in front of a man as unimaginative as Ridcully was like ared flag to a bu... was like putting something very annoying in front ofsomeone who was annoyed by it."

"Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers."

"Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

"Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely."

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"Books had instant replay long before televised sports."

"If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance."

"We grow a little every time we do not take advantage of somebody's weakness."

"Talent is a flame. Genius is a fire."

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."

"An extravagance is something that your spirit thinks is a necessity."

"A friend is a lot of things, but a critic isn't."

"People who say, 'Let the chips fall where they may,' usually figure they will not be hit by a chip."

"I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy."

"The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day he created Spring."