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"What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor."
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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey."
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"There was never a night or a problem that could defeat sunrise or hope."
Hope
"The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day he created Spring."
Hope
"I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy."
Laziness
"Books had instant replay long before televised sports."
Sports
"Talent is a flame. Genius is a fire."
Talent
"We grow a little every time we do not take advantage of somebody's weakness."
Time
"A friend is a lot of things, but a critic isn't."
Friendship
"Life is supposed to be a series of peaks and valleys. The secret is to keep the valleys from becoming Grand Canyons."
Life
"If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance."
Romantic
"People who say, 'Let the chips fall where they may,' usually figure they will not be hit by a chip."
People
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