"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."

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"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."

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"It's not about whether or not someone is a bigot, but whether or not the argument which that someone is arguing is worth being a bigot about."

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"Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about."

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