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"My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere."
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"A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip."
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"My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere."
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"It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young."
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"I'm not about to go out and buy a snake for a pet. I mean, I may have faced a few fears but I'm not insane."
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"I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet."
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"My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo."
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"I used to have this little mouse. I buy birds from the pet store and I let them go."
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"I was in New York and I walked into this pet store and came out with a dog."
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"It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy."
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"I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get."
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"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
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"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."
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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
Car
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
People
"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."
Car
"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."
Friendship
"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."
Power
"I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything."
Thought
"I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side."
Future
"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."
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