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"It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money."
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"To make dollars from cents you have to have sense."
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"A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their children to school with it."
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"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth."
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"Money is a handmaiden, if thou knowest how to use it; a mistress, if thou knowest not."
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"The price we have to pay for money is sometimes liberty."
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"Nothing induces me to read a novel except when I have to make money by writing about it. I detest them."
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"To understand someone, find out how he spends his money."
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"Egoism and Money [Goddess of wealth; Lakshmi] are very much at odds [have great enmity]. There should be just enough egoism to accomplish one's work. Beyond that, any expanded egoism and money have great enmity. Money (Lakshmi) stays away from it."
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"Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having."
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"When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing," it's the money."
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"Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink."
Experience
"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."
Day
"I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison."
Father
"Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again."
Children
"The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart."
Living
"You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it."
Trust
"Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil."
Actor
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it."
Being
"There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation."
Time
"Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live."
Heart
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