top of page
.png){kind=small}
"It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money."
Standard
Customized
More
"I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes."
Water
"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
Feet
"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream."
Fish
"I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home."
Home
"It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it."
Courtesy
"Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned."
May
"I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming."
Habit
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally."
Hate
"Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive."
Night
"Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad."
Animals
More
"No money is better spent than what is laid out for domestic satisfaction."
Author Name
Personal Development
"To make dollars from cents you have to have sense."
Author Name
Personal Development
"A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their children to school with it."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Where large sums of money are concerned, it is advisable to trust nobody."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Because people have no thoughts to deal in, they deal cards, and try and win one another's money. Idiots!"
Author Name
Personal Development
"See money " currency - as the flow of energy and giving that cycles between you, others and me. Now let it flow kindly, fairly and mindfully."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Money should be ones demand and not command, one should not become a slave of Money because we made money to help us trade and not to make us, we're already made even without money."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Money, money, all is money! Could you write even a penny novelette without money to put heart into you? Invention, energy, wit, style, charm--they've all got to be paid for in hard cash."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Money is the last enemy that shall never be subdued. While there is flesh there is money or the want of money, but money is always on the brain so long as there is a brain in reasonable order."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth."
Author Name
Personal Development
bottom of page