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"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays."
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"Christmas is a season not only of rejoicing but of reflection."
"I have the biggest sweet tooth. After the holidays, I gotta start working out."
"I have always thought of Christmas time as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time; when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow-passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys."
"Glittering tinsel,lights, glass balls, and candy canesdangle from pine trees."
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"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
"A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well."
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