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"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays."
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"This is such a special summer holiday for me. I haven't known myself so relaxed in years."
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"Christmas is a blanket that warms our cold hearts."
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"Christmas is built upon a beautiful and intentional paradox, that the birth of the homeless should be celebrated in every home."
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"I have had a holiday, and I'd like to take it up professionally."
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"Ingredients for a terrific Christmas: Christ. Love for one another. Forgiveness. Generosity. Time. Music. Children's laughter. Reminising with loved ones. Remembering those who are alone. The making of new memories."
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"I loved Billie Holiday more than any other person other than myself on the stage. Yeah, I do."
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"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays."
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"We're going to do something that's really unprecedented in the industry by launching the console in all three major markets for the same holiday. It's never been done before."
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"I listened to Billie Holiday a lot in order to learn to sing. She remains one of the extraordinary jazz singers. But my intent is to become my own voice, to be able to interpret these songs in my own way."
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"Ah, but you must have a Christmas uncomplicated by murder."
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"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."
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"If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope."
Mother
"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake."
Golf
"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
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"Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to."
Men
"My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?"
Father
"Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it."
Worth
"Take my wife... Please!"
Wife
"My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash."
Car
"My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself."
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