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"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays."
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"I listened to Billie Holiday a lot in order to learn to sing. She remains one of the extraordinary jazz singers. But my intent is to become my own voice, to be able to interpret these songs in my own way."
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"Christmas is a blanket that warms our cold hearts."
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"I went out every single night so I was never alone with my stepfather. At 12, I stopped going on holiday with them. The times I was alone with him I always made sure I was all covered up."
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"A 'For Sale' sign in your yard during the holidays is like a 'kick me' sign. You are telling buyers you are a distressed seller."
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"Christmas is a season not only of rejoicing but of reflection."
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"Let love, joy, hope and peace be the guiding lights during this holiday season."
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"I loved Billie Holiday more than any other person other than myself on the stage. Yeah, I do."
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"Glittering tinsel,lights, glass balls, and candy canesdangle from pine trees."
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"There's something inherently majestic about Christmas that seems to have been abandoned by us; something flippantly cast aside, something that was foolishly abandoned and was tragically forgotten in the abandonment."
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"I have always thought of Christmas time as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time; when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow-passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys."
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"Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it."
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"You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it."
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"What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money."
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"I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me."
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"Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering."
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"My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way."
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"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."
Wife
"When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say."
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"I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock."
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"If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope."
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