"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays."

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"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays."

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"I went out every single night so I was never alone with my stepfather. At 12, I stopped going on holiday with them. The times I was alone with him I always made sure I was all covered up."

"Let love, joy, hope and peace be the guiding lights during this holiday season."

"Christmas is built upon a beautiful and intentional paradox, that the birth of the homeless should be celebrated in every home."

"That's what the holidays are for - for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the Irish way?"

"Glittering tinsel,lights, glass balls, and candy canesdangle from pine trees."

"Christmas is a season not only of rejoicing but of reflection."

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"I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car."

"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake."

"If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope."

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