"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays."

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"I don't want to spend the next two years in Holiday Inns."

Walter F. Mondale, American Lawyer

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"I have always thought of Christmas time as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time; when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow-passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys."

Charles Dickens, English Novelist

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"Let love, joy, hope and peace be the guiding lights during this holiday season."

Debasish Mridha, American Author

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"Christmas is built upon a beautiful and intentional paradox, that the birth of the homeless should be celebrated in every home."

Gilbert K. Chesterton, English Writer

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"I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again."

Tim Vine, British Comedian

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"This is such a special summer holiday for me. I haven't known myself so relaxed in years."

Kylie Minogue, Australian Musician

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"Ah, but you must have a Christmas uncomplicated by murder."

Agatha Christie, English Writer

Holiday, Christmas, Mystery, Darkness, Irony

"I knew there was something I had to do yesterday. I couldn't remember what it is. I can't figure it out. I know it's a holiday. I know I don't have a meeting. It's very confusing."

Jennifer Beals, American Actress

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"I listened to Billie Holiday a lot in order to learn to sing. She remains one of the extraordinary jazz singers. But my intent is to become my own voice, to be able to interpret these songs in my own way."

Madeleine Peyroux, American Musician

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"Christmas is supported through celebration, joyfully passed on - from generation to generation."

Eleesha, British Author

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"If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope."

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"A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well."

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"Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport."

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"You look like a talent scout for a cemetery."

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"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."

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"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."

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"I don't want to spend the next two years in Holiday Inns."

"Let love, joy, hope and peace be the guiding lights during this holiday season."

"Christmas is built upon a beautiful and intentional paradox, that the birth of the homeless should be celebrated in every home."

"I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again."

"This is such a special summer holiday for me. I haven't known myself so relaxed in years."

"Ah, but you must have a Christmas uncomplicated by murder."

"I knew there was something I had to do yesterday. I couldn't remember what it is. I can't figure it out. I know it's a holiday. I know I don't have a meeting. It's very confusing."

"I listened to Billie Holiday a lot in order to learn to sing. She remains one of the extraordinary jazz singers. But my intent is to become my own voice, to be able to interpret these songs in my own way."

"Christmas is supported through celebration, joyfully passed on - from generation to generation."

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"Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it."

"That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!"

"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."

"A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student."

"If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope."

"A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well."

"Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport."

"You look like a talent scout for a cemetery."

"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."

"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."