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Ryan Stiles

"I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around."

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"I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around."

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"Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down."

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"The idea that maybe you don't have to own a car if you only need one occasionally may catch on, just like time-sharing caught on in real estate."

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"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."

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"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."

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"No, in Lethal Weapon I was a taxi cab driver that Mel jumps in front of the taxi and pulls me out of the car and steals the taxi. Then I did some other indie driving for some of the car sequences."

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"Paul is Starsky, and I met him before shooting. He was very kind and encouraged us to go with what we wanted to do. It was very sweet to see them back with the car after 25 years."

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"Having played many roles of scientific intellect I do have an empathy for that world. It's been hard on me because flying the Enterprise for seven years in Star Trek and sitting in Cerebro in X-men has led people to believe that I know what I'm talking about. But I'm still trying to work out how to operate the air conditioning unit on my car."

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"I want do some kind of action movie, car chases and explosions."

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"I'm gonna be the best dad that ever lived. I'll have a ranch with a race car track and a golf course."

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