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Ryan Stiles

"I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around."

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"I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around."

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"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

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"I promise you a police car on every sidewalk."

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"Freedom is not an ideal, it is not even a protection, if it means nothing more than freedom to stagnate, to live without dreams, to have no greater aim than a second car and another television set."

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"The hydrogen powered car, with its high fuel mileage and zero emission rate, is just one example of the products under development that will help increase our energy independence."

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"Why do people talk of the horrors of old age? It's great. I feel like a fine old car with the parts gradually wearing out, but I'm not complaining,... Those who find growing old terrible are people who haven't done what they wanted with their lives."

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"Stay humble. Always answer your phone - no matter who else is in the car."

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"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."

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