"I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around."

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Dave Barry, American Journalist

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"Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down."

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"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."

Steven Wright, American Comedian

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"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."

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"Campaign behavior for wives: Always be on time. Do as little talking as humanly possible. Lean back in the parade car so everybody can see the president."

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Erma Bombeck, American Journalist

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"If I test the car for a year I can be quite competitive the next season."

Valentino Rossi, Italian Athlete

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"I have a need to make these sorts of connections literal sometimes, and a vehicle often helps to do that. I have a relationship to car culture. It isn't really about loving cars. It's sort of about needing them."

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"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."

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"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."

"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

"America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable."

"Campaign behavior for wives: Always be on time. Do as little talking as humanly possible. Lean back in the parade car so everybody can see the president."

"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

"If I test the car for a year I can be quite competitive the next season."

"I have a need to make these sorts of connections literal sometimes, and a vehicle often helps to do that. I have a relationship to car culture. It isn't really about loving cars. It's sort of about needing them."

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