"Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it."

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"You can measure your worth by your dedication to your path, not by your successes or failures."

Elizabeth Gilbert, American Novelist

Worth, Dedication, Path, Success

"The rupee becomes cheap [of less value] and is that why man becomes expensive [valuable] and when the rupee becomes expensive, man becomes cheap. At present, man has become cheap; he will become expensive again."

Dada Bhagwan, Indian Spiritual Leader

Worth, Values, Truth, Wisdom, Power

"Don't some people say, 'You did not value me'? What value did you have at all? Go ask the ocean, 'what is my worth?' You will be swept away with one wave. The owner of many waves has swept away many a people like you! Worth is in those people who have no attachment-abhorrence."

Dada Bhagwan, Indian Spiritual Leader

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"There's not a note of mine that's worth the noting."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

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"Despite where you stand in life at the moment, always remember that your presence on earth matters as much as everyone else's."

Edmond Mbiaka, American Author

Worth, Presence, Existence, Self

"The price tag that you put on your soul will determine the people and circumstances in which you find yourself."

Shannon L. Alder, American Author

Worth, Values, Soul, Choices, Destiny

"We are all valuable. Humanity needs our individual services."

Lailah Gifty Akita, Ghanaian Author

Worth, Values, Humanity, Soul, Service

"My worth is not based on the 'work of my hands' despite how feverishly I might work and how audaciously successful I might be. Rather, my worth is based exclusively on the astonishing fact that I am the 'work of God's hands."

Craig D. Lounsbrough, American Author

Worth, Truth, Faith, Power, Wisdom

"I say money has no value, it's just the way you spend it."

William Faulkner, American Novelist

Worth, Money, Values, Choice, Perspective

"You are worth more than what people say or think of you."

Auliq Ice, Ugandan Economist

Worth, Values, People, Confidence

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"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."

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"A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well."

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"My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!"

Time

"I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet."

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"I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car."

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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

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"You look like a talent scout for a cemetery."

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"You can measure your worth by your dedication to your path, not by your successes or failures."

"The rupee becomes cheap [of less value] and is that why man becomes expensive [valuable] and when the rupee becomes expensive, man becomes cheap. At present, man has become cheap; he will become expensive again."

"Don't some people say, 'You did not value me'? What value did you have at all? Go ask the ocean, 'what is my worth?' You will be swept away with one wave. The owner of many waves has swept away many a people like you! Worth is in those people who have no attachment-abhorrence."

"There's not a note of mine that's worth the noting."

"Despite where you stand in life at the moment, always remember that your presence on earth matters as much as everyone else's."

"The price tag that you put on your soul will determine the people and circumstances in which you find yourself."

"We are all valuable. Humanity needs our individual services."

"My worth is not based on the 'work of my hands' despite how feverishly I might work and how audaciously successful I might be. Rather, my worth is based exclusively on the astonishing fact that I am the 'work of God's hands."

"I say money has no value, it's just the way you spend it."

"You are worth more than what people say or think of you."

Explore more quotes by Henny Youngman

"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."

"A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well."

"My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!"

"I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet."

"Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport."

"A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student."

"You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it."

"I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car."

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

"You look like a talent scout for a cemetery."