"Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it."

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"A man that knows your worth doesn't need to be told how to treat you. That's a given! You won't have to question his feelings, his motives, nor his intentions. How will I know? You ask. See, he will freely show you how he feels and prove it consistently. If you're settling for anything less than what you deserve. Then, maybe you don't even know your worth."

Amaka Imani Nkosazana, Nigerian Motivational Speaker

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"I've always followed the rule that anything worth doing is worth doing excessively."

Robert M. Parker, Jr., American Critic

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"You can measure your worth by your dedication to your path, not by your successes or failures."

Elizabeth Gilbert, American Novelist

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"Russell Crowe is very difficult, but it's worth it. He's the real thing. I can tell you this. Russell Crowe was just as difficult before he was an international star as he was afterwards."

Taylor Hackford, American Director

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"One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials."

Will Rogers, American Actor

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"Value is more expensive than price."

Toba Beta, Indonesian Author

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"Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run."

Rudyard Kipling, English Writer

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"A thing well done is worth doing."

Hugh Leonard, Irish Dramatist

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"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."

Yogi Berra, American Athlete

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"You are worth fighting for."

Truth Devour, Australian Author

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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

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"That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!"

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"I've always followed the rule that anything worth doing is worth doing excessively."

"You can measure your worth by your dedication to your path, not by your successes or failures."

"Russell Crowe is very difficult, but it's worth it. He's the real thing. I can tell you this. Russell Crowe was just as difficult before he was an international star as he was afterwards."

"One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials."

"Value is more expensive than price."

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"A thing well done is worth doing."

"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."

"You are worth fighting for."

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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

"This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!"

"That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!"

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