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"Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it."
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"You are worth more than what people say or think of you."
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"A diamond will never tell you how valuable it is; if you don't already know, you are not worthy of it."
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"An ugly jar full of water is worth more than an empty beautiful one in the desert."
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"Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it."
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"I've always followed the rule that anything worth doing is worth doing excessively."
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"Is anything worth it?"
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"Anything that is worth doing has been done frequently. Things hitherto undone should be given, I suspect, a wide berth."
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"You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it."
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"A laugh is worth a hundred groans in any market."
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"Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing."
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"Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it."
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"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."
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"A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well."
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"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
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"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake."
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"My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!"
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"What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money."
Money
"My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself."
Time
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Music
"I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet."
Time
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