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"When you have wit of your own, it's a pleasure to credit other people for theirs."
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"My mother-in-law belongs in Hell, but the devil is afraid she'll end up taking over."
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"Your wit makes others witty."
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"The Cardinal is at his wit's end - it is true that he had not far to go."
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"I'm keeping my acerbic wit completely fueled."
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"Indeed I had not much wit, yet I was not an idiot - my wit was according to my years."
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"Gabe scratched his double chin. "Maybe if you hurry with the seven-layer dip...And maybe if the kid apologizes for interrupting my poker game."Maybe if I kick you in your soft spot, I thought. And make you sing Soprano for a week."
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"Wit must be foiled by wit: cut a diamond with a diamond."
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"And are you going to explain why you consider competing with me to be the most sincere form of compliment? "Of course I am, Lightsong said. "My dear, have you ever known me to make an inflammatorily ridiculous statement without providing an equally ridiculous explanation to substantiate it? "Of course not, she agreed. "You are nothing if not exhaustive in your self-congratulatory made-up logic. "I am rather exceptional in that regard."
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"Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade."
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"Take a pinch of snuff, doctor, and acknowledge that I have scored over you in your example."
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"I am not sure if women are attracted to genius. Can you imagine the wise wizard winning the woman over the gallant swordsman? It seems rather otherworldly in more ways than one."
Relationship
"God hates sin not because he wants us to be good little boys and girls, but because he knows sin destroys that which he loves most: sinners."
Sin
"Tolerance never exists without negative judgment. It is the sentiment of having a negative opinion about something yet still putting up with it."
Psychology
"Wisdom is nothing more than confirmed imagination: just because one did not study for his exam does not mean that he should leave it blank."
Wisdom
"Excuses will become self-refuting. No man who does not believe that Jesus is the perfect, sinless Son of God can, in his desperation and love for sin, reasonably use and misconstrue Jesus' words that unless a Christian is perfect, then that Christian cannot judge sin. Otherwise this non-believer is unconsciously entertaining a belief that Jesus, unlike any other man to ever live, was indeed perfect and sinless in His judgments and therefore that Christian is supposed to be like Him."
Religion
"Don't change your mind just because people are offended, change your mind if you're wrong."
Honesty
"God is so omnipotent yet man so impotent, the Divine masterpiece was not even in creating the universe, but in making sin boring to sinners."
Sin
"As a kid my heart would break for the villains."
Empathy
"Treat people like people. Beware of pity and patronization because in them, you can't see when you're unashamedly looking down on someone."
Respect
"This is almost always the case: A piece of art receives its f(r)ame when found offensive."
Art
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