top of page
.png){kind=small}
"If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?"
Standard
Customized
More
"Women most often have a difficult enemy and she is a woman and not a man."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Women are binding and men are commanding."
Author Name
Personal Development
"It's ridiculous " a girl steps out, goes dancing, gets her hair cut, decides to spend the summer in Italy and it's a scandal. A chap does it and no one bats an eyelid."
Author Name
Personal Development
"And a woman by herself is missing a man, while a man by himself is his own master. Trousers. That's the secret. Trousers and a pair of socks. I never dreamed it was like this. Put on trousers and the world changes. We walk different. We act different. I see these girls and I think: Idiot's Get yourself some trousers!"
Author Name
Personal Development
"All women have a perception much more developed than men. So all women somehow, being repressed for so many millennia, they ended up by developing this sixth sense and contemplation and love. And this is something that we have a hard time to accept as part of our society."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Chastity ... has, even now, a religious importance in a woman's life, and has so wrapped itself round with nerves and instincts that to cut it free and bring it to the light of day demands courage of the rarest."
Author Name
Personal Development
"...Nobody knows like a woman how to say things that are both sweet and profound. Sweetness and depth, this is all of woman; this is Heaven."
Author Name
Personal Development
"The problem is not that Women think, the problem is that they think that they THINK!"
Author Name
Personal Development
"What a queer topsy turvy world it was. It used to be the man who went to the wars, the woman who stayed at home. But here the positions were reversed."
Author Name
Personal Development
"What a man wants is a mate and what a woman wants is infinite security,' and, 'What a man is is an arrow into the future and a what a woman is is the place the arrow shoots off from."
Author Name
Personal Development
More
"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
Now
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
People
"I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything."
Thought
"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."
Car
"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."
Purpose
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
Car
"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."
Friendship
"I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it."
Time
"If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny."
Thought
"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."
Power
bottom of page