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"When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance."
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"The band broke up because I couldn't bear Rotten anymore because he was an embarrassment with his silly hats and his, like, shabby, dirty, nasty looking appearance."
"Huge biceps are an unattractive-uneducated-underpaid man's last attempt to be seen as worthy of dating, or, sleeping with."
"What's make you think that people will other type of clothes are special??I can go to the shop buy such clothes and what??? Now I am important??"
"The little man gave the big one a look. One of his eyes was green, one was black, and both were cool."
"Her face is silting up, like a pond; layers are accumulating. Every once in a while, when she can afford the time, she spends a few days at a spa north of the city, drinking vegetable juice and having ultrasound treatments, in search of her original face, the one she knows is under there somewhere; she comes back feeling toned up and virtuous, and hungry."
"Everybody looks at his clothes to see what he's wearing."
"A beautiful lady with an evil heart is like a hundred dollar note cut in two with one piece missing."
"An important part of dressing for success is not only wearing something well but making sure it is appropriate for the occasion or the environment."
"There was a photograph of Trout. He was an old man with a full black beard. He looked like a frightened, aging Jesus, whose sentence to crucifixion had been commuted to imprisonment for life."
"'Tis sweet to know there is an eye will mark our coming, and look brighter when we come."
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"Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth."
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"I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary."
"My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it."
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