"Everyone realizes that one can believe little of what people say about each other. But it is not so widely realized that even less can one trust what people say about themselves."

"Humanity is never more sphinxlike than when it is expressing itself."

"The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots."

"There is in every one of us an unending see-saw between the will to live and the will to die."

"I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute."

"Before a war military science seems a real science, like astronomy; but after a war it seems more like astrology."

"Journalism: an ability to meet the challenge of filling the space."

"Motherhood is the strangest thing, it can be like being one's own Trojan horse."

"The American struggle for the vote was much more difficult than the English for the simple reason that it was much more easy."

"There is no wider gulf in the universe than yawns between those on the hither and thither side of vital experience."

"People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute."

"Mr. James Joyce is a great man who is entirely without taste."

"We all drew on the comfort which is given out by the major works of Mozart, which is as real and material as the warmth given up by a glass of brandy."

"Writing has nothing to do with communication between person and person, only with communication between different parts of a person's mind."

"It is the soul's duty to be loyal to its own desires. It must abandon itself to its master passion."

"Nobody likes having salt rubbed into their wounds, even if it is the salt of the earth."

"There is no such thing as conversation. It is an illusion. There are intersecting monologues, that is all."

"A strong hatred is the best lamp to bear in our hands as we go over the dark places of life, cutting away the dead things men tell us to revere."

"There is no logical reason why the camel of great art should pass through the needle of mob intelligence."

"Life ought to be a struggle of desire toward adventures whose nobility will fertilize the soul."

"Did St. Francis preach to the birds? Whatever for? If he really liked birds he would have done better to preach to the cats."

"I write books to find out about things."

"God forbid that any book should be banned. The practice is as indefensible as infanticide."

"Because hypocrisy stinks in the nostrils one is likely to rate it as a more powerful agent for destruction than it is."

"He is every other inch a gentleman."

"The trouble about man is twofold. He cannot learn truths which are too complicated; he forgets truths which are too simple."

"Just how difficult it is to write biography can be reckoned by anybody who sits down and considers just how many people know the real truth about his or her love affairs."

"I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat."

"The memory, experiencing and re-experiencing, has such power over one's mere personal life, that one has merely lived."

"It is always one's virtues and not one's vices that precipitate one into disaster."

"It is sometimes very hard to tell the difference between history and the smell of skunk."

"All men should have a drop of treason in their veins, if nations are not to go soft like so many sleepy pears."

"I wonder if we are all wrong about each other, if we are just composing unwritten novels about the people we meet?"

"International relationships are preordained to be clumsy gestures based on imperfect knowledge."

"A copy of the universe is not what is required of art; one of the damned things is ample."

"Any authentic work of art must start an argument between the artist and his audience."

"But there are other things than dissipation that thicken the features. Tears, for example."

"Great music is in a sense serene; it is certain of the values it asserts."