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"Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter."

Friedrich Nietzsche, German Philosopher

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"Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce."

George Byron, Scottish Poet

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"With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

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"Worry is the secret weapon perpetrated upon us by the dark forces of the world that lurk in the shape of fear, uncertainty, confusion, and loss.We, on the other hand, have our own secret weapon against these incorporeal fiends.It is laughter."

Vera Nazarian, American Writer

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"Laughter isn't a sign of insanity but a shield against it."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

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"Ha ha ha ha! Tee-hee-hee!Mwa-ha mwa-ha!Kee kee kee!Ho ho ho ho! Haw-hee-haw! Heh heh heh heh!Gah guffaw! Hoo hoo hoo hoo!Hoi hoi-eee!Ba ha ha ha! Tsee tsee tsee!Giggle, titter,snicker, crow,laughter makesmy 'happy' grow!"

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

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"Sometimes the craziest laugh in the world is the only one that will save your sanity."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

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"Laughter is much better than anger."

Wayne Gerard Trotman, British Author

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"I always knew looking back on my tears would bring me laughter, but I never knew looking back on my laughter would make me cry."

Cat Stevens, British Musician

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"When I was in kindergarten, I had one line in a little play. I said, I am Patrick Potato and this is my cousin, Mrs. Tomato, and I heard laughter. I wanted to be an actress from that moment on."

Doris Roberts, American Actress

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"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door."

Opportunity

"You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think."

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"I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?"

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"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"

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"The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring."

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"Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient."

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"We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight."

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"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting."

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"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours."

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"Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name."

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