"Laughter is an instant vacation."

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"You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think."

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"I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?"

Tax

"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting."

Husband

"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours."

Committee

"We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight."

Television

"The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring."

Company

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"When you laugh, you are no longer a mind, but a heart."

Osho, Indian Philosopher

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"Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter."

Friedrich Nietzsche, German Philosopher

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"Sometimes the craziest laugh in the world is the only one that will save your sanity."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

Laughter, Happiness, Truth, Wisdom, Inspirational

"It is better to write of laughter than of tears, for laughter is the property of man."

Francois Rabelais, French Clergyman

Laughter, Man, Property, Tears

"Remember me with smiles and laughter, for that is how I will remember you all. If you can only remember me with tears, then don't remember me at all."

Laura Ingalls Wilder, American Author

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"Don't take life too seriously - learn to laugh at yourself."

Osho, Indian Philosopher

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"I have always liked shows that have laughter in them."

David Walliams, British Actor

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"The truth is laughter always sounds more perfect than weeping. Laughter flows in a violent riff and is effortlessly melodic. Weeping is often fought choked half strangled or surrendered to with humiliation."

Anne Rice, American Novelist

Laughter, Sound, Emotion, Perfection

"Laughter is ever young, whereas tragedy, except the very highest of all, quickly becomes haggard."

Margaret Sackville, English Poet

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"Nobody ever died of laughter."

Max Beerbohm, English Actor

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"You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think."

"I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?"

"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting."

"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours."

"We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight."

"The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring."

"Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient."

"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door."

"Laughter is an instant vacation."

"Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name."

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"When you laugh, you are no longer a mind, but a heart."

"Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter."

"Sometimes the craziest laugh in the world is the only one that will save your sanity."

"It is better to write of laughter than of tears, for laughter is the property of man."

"Remember me with smiles and laughter, for that is how I will remember you all. If you can only remember me with tears, then don't remember me at all."

"Don't take life too seriously - learn to laugh at yourself."

"I have always liked shows that have laughter in them."

"The truth is laughter always sounds more perfect than weeping. Laughter flows in a violent riff and is effortlessly melodic. Weeping is often fought choked half strangled or surrendered to with humiliation."

"Laughter is ever young, whereas tragedy, except the very highest of all, quickly becomes haggard."

"Nobody ever died of laughter."