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Tommy Cooper

"I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure."

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"The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire."

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"If matters go badly now, they will not always be so."

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"The month of January, we were number one. Now, this is something we're proud of, because we recognize we're up against a formidable operation there at CNN."

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"In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted."

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"Damn the sword! When Virginia wanted a sword, I gave her one. Now she sends me a toy! I require bread!"

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"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."

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"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."
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"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'"
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"A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'"
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"I went window shopping today! I bought four windows."
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"So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'"
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"Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!"
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"Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone."
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"So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'"
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