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Tommy Cooper

"I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure."

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"I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure."

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"I have a role now that I think becomes me. I am a grandmother."

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"We have our own reasons for what's motivating us right now."

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"If matters go badly now, they will not always be so."

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"Roused by the lash of his own stubborn tail our lion now will foreign foes assail."

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"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."

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"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."

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"I think now that the great thing is not so much the formulation of an answer for myself, for the theater, or the play-but rather the most accurate possible statement of the problem."

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"I was in a queer mood, thinking myself very old: but now I am a woman again - as I always am when I write."

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"Ask yourself: was there anything I could have done to prevent the situation? If the answer is yes, do something now and become a better person for it."

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"The slapdash way producers used to assemble a show seems a little unbelievable when we talk about them now."

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"So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'"
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"A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'"
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"A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'"
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"Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone."
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"I went window shopping today! I bought four windows."
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