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Tommy Cooper

"I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure."

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"I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure."

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Amber Hurdle

"Look, I am not worried about Washington cutting too much spending too fast. I mean, the kinds of spending cuts we're talking about just right now are $100 billion out of a $3.7 trillion budget."

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"I'm not politically motivated. I used to be - passionately. I used to be very Left wing. Then I went very Right wing, and now I rest somewhere in the middle."

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"I'm used to a very busy schedule. Right now it revolves around training and preparing for Nationals in January. I'm usually at the rink from 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. and then I attend public school for two hours, three times per week."

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"I feel SF is going through an experimental phase right now."

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Amber Hurdle

"Salary arbitration is probably in place - was put in place then and probably is in place now - because I supported it."

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Amber Hurdle

"But, right now, the situation is that almost all of my writing is out of print."

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Amber Hurdle

"I don't think anyone is thinking long-term now."

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Amber Hurdle

"I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all."

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Amber Hurdle

"Four years was enough of Harvard. I still had a lot to learn, but had been given the liberating notion that now I could teach myself."

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Amber Hurdle

"I'm more optimistic about cycling right now than I've ever been."

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"So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'"
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"So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.'"
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"I went window shopping today! I bought four windows."
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"I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'"
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"Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone."
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"So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'"
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