"The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens."

State, states, United

34

Create Your Own Wallpaper

Standard

Customized

"The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens."

Exlpore more State quotes

"I don't think I will ever do any tours again in the United States. I rather think that that's over with."

Norman Granz, American Musician

State, states, United, Will

"I won all the blue ribbons for canning at the state fair."

Loretta Lynn, American Musician

State,

"North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?"

Bobby Heenan, American Entertainer

State,

"I've seen every highway in the United States, and they all look alike to me."

Loretta Lynn, American Musician

State, states, United

"I have this cozy house here and I get three pensions from the States. I've done nicely."

Jonathan Frid, Canadian Actor

State, states

"There are eleven million Jews in the world. I don't say that all of them will come here, but I expect several million, and with natural increase I can quite imagine a Jewish state of ten million."

David Ben Gurion, Israeli Statesman

State, Will, World

"John Wayne was one of the greatest ambassadors for the United States that ever lived."

Maureen O'Hara, Irish Actress

State, states, United

"Yesterday the flame of the Olympic torch was carried through our great state on its way to Salt Lake City."

Jane D. Hull, American Politician

State, Yesterday

"I think the United States is way behind the times."

Christopher Atkins, American Actor

State, states, United

"Even if you go to Australia today, it's very much like visiting a state you haven't been to."

Pat Oliphant, Australian Cartoonist

State, Today

Explore more quotes by Dennis Miller

"Just put down 9/11... I think, on most things I'm liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I'm kind of conservative on."

Money, Conservative, Liberal

"I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy."

Trust, God, Comedy

"Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?"

Marriage, Money, Idea, Life

"What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign."

Business, War, People, Care

"The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country."

Death, Life, Country

"Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels."

Being, Light, Now, Police

"A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a white man who lives far, far away."

Man, Obvious, Support

"President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to figure out which one was which."

People, English, First, President

"Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways."

Parenting, Job, Nation

"The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq."

Iraq,