"The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens."

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"The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens."

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"I exist in a state of almost perpetual hysteria."

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"We might say that the state is like an addictive drug: the more of it we have, the more we 'need' it and the more we come to 'depend' on it."

Michael Taylor, American Criminal

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"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian."

Robert Orben, American Entertainer

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"Long before the thousand millions are here, the mighty centrifugal tendency, inherent in this stock and strengthened in the United States, will assert itself."

Josiah Strong, American Clergyman

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"I think I'm constantly in a state of adjustment."

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"I don't think I will ever do any tours again in the United States. I rather think that that's over with."

Norman Granz, American Musician

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"Every chemical reaction has a transition state."

Derek Barton, British Scientist

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"I won all the blue ribbons for canning at the state fair."

Loretta Lynn, American Musician

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"Even if you go to Australia today, it's very much like visiting a state you haven't been to."

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"When I'm on vacation here in the States, I can do all kinds of stuff; I can train and keep busy."

Vince McMahon, American Entertainer

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"The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt."

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"Just put down 9/11... I think, on most things I'm liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I'm kind of conservative on."

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"You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R."

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"You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven."

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"I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy."

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"Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time."

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"The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board."

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"One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech."

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"The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country."

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"What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign."

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