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"The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens."
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"Yet thousands of slaves throughout the southern states are thus handed over by the masters who own them to masters who do not; and it does not require much demonstration to prove that their estate is not always the more gracious."
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"I don't think I will ever do any tours again in the United States. I rather think that that's over with."
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"Yet, in 1850 nearly all the railroads in the United States lay east of the Mississippi River, and all of them, even when they were physically mere extensions of one another, were separately owned and separately managed."
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"When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states."
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"For me it's the instrument. If I want to think of a flute and the state of the arts I hear a vibrato; I don't know what a flute is unless the person plays it for me."
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"I think I'm constantly in a state of adjustment."
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"There's usually a rhythm and a melody in my head, and that creates an emotional state."
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"The real problem was not the troops; the real problem was that only the United States had the infrastructure to do the transport of troops with big planes, and then who will pay?"
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"You could have 50 different states having 50 different regulations... until they were all litigated out."
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"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian."
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"There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it."
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"What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy."
Guilt
"Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the Internet."
Internet
"The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq."
Iraq
"Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese."
Lying
"I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess."
Chess
"Just put down 9/11... I think, on most things I'm liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I'm kind of conservative on."
Money
"The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt."
Global warming
"President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to figure out which one was which."
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"A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a white man who lives far, far away."
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