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"The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens."
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"The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens."
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"You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R."
Education
"Just put down 9/11... I think, on most things I'm liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I'm kind of conservative on."
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"The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board."
American
"The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq."
Iraq
"The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country."
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"What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy."
Guilt
"A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a white man who lives far, far away."
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"Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the Internet."
Internet
"Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again."
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"When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states."
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"But in the long run we're not going to be able to keep out of state trash away from Pennsylvania."
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"The United States is a beautiful place, you know?"
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"Currently, most States do not recognize within their borders concealed carry permits issued in other States."
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"Gray Davis can run a dirty campaign better than anyone, but he can't run a state."
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"When the students were killed at Kent State, the cast voted to do a demonstration from the stage, and I abstained."
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"The state is nothing but an instrument of opression of one class by another - no less so in a democratic republic than in a monarchy."
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"In my view, Arafat is the only Palestinian in the world that isn't willing to have an independent Palestinian state."
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"Even if you go to Australia today, it's very much like visiting a state you haven't been to."
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"You could have 50 different states having 50 different regulations... until they were all litigated out."
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