"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."

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"Got a lot of sinful idears--but they seem kinda sensible."

John Steinbeck, American Author

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"Laughter comes later, like wisdom teeth. And laughter at yourself comes last of all in a mad race with death. And sometimes, it isn't in time."

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"Never stay up on the barren heights of cleverness, but come down into the green valleys of silliness."

Ludwig Wittgenstein, Austrian Philosopher

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"If they gave him an enema, he could be buried in a matchbox."

Anonymous, Unknown Unknown

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"Pessimist - one who when he has the choice of two evils chooses both."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist

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"Pardon my French if you're a religious man.''I am,' Bill said, grinning.'Then get outta my cab and go to fucking church,' the cabbie said, and they both burst out laughing."

Stephen King, American Author

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"Mr. Bennet, how can you abuse your own children in such a way? Youtake delight in vexing me. You have no compassion for my poor nerves.""You mistake me, my dear. I have a high respect for your nerves. Theyare my old friends. I have heard you mention them with considerationthese last twenty years at least."

Jane Austen, British Writer

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"The educated Southerner has no use for an 'R', except at the beginning of a word."

Mark Twain, American Author

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"Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage."

Ambrose Bierce, American Journalist

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"You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country."

Robert Frost, American Poet

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"Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far."

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"Got a lot of sinful idears--but they seem kinda sensible."

"Laughter comes later, like wisdom teeth. And laughter at yourself comes last of all in a mad race with death. And sometimes, it isn't in time."

"Never stay up on the barren heights of cleverness, but come down into the green valleys of silliness."

"If they gave him an enema, he could be buried in a matchbox."

"Pessimist - one who when he has the choice of two evils chooses both."

"Pardon my French if you're a religious man.''I am,' Bill said, grinning.'Then get outta my cab and go to fucking church,' the cabbie said, and they both burst out laughing."

"The educated Southerner has no use for an 'R', except at the beginning of a word."

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"Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far."

"Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week."

"If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing."

"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."

"Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction."

"I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times."

"One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide."

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