"I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going on the world. All I'm trying to do is think of stuff that's funny, just like when I'm kidding around with my friends."

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"I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going on the world. All I'm trying to do is think of stuff that's funny, just like when I'm kidding around with my friends."

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Marcel Proust, French Author

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"I think I've only done one horror movie, Psycho III. That was a walk in the park compared to a romantic comedy."

Carter Burwell, American Composer

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"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room."

Steven Wright, American Comedian

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"He's a love-'em-and-leave-'em kind of guy. And though he's not a Lord, he does have a curse hanging over his head. I have the book to prove it.William growled low in his throat. "Anya! Must you share my secrets with everyone? He flattened his palms on the arms of his chair. "Fine. If you can spill, I can, too. Anya's the reason the Titanic sank. She was playing chicken with the icebergs.Scowling, Anya anchored her hands on her hips. "William had a bronze made of his penis and placed it on his mantel."

Gena Showalter, American Novelist

Comedy, Humor, Absurdity, Secrets, Satire

"Comedy was one of those genres that while appearing quite jolly was actually highly dangerous."

Jasper Fforde, British Novelist

Comedy, Danger, Truth, Humor

"He's called you, like, four times in the past week. And seriously, you should be embarrassed. I've never met anyone who has as much phone sex as you two. My eyes narrowed on her. "How do you know about the phone sex? "Duh. I pick up the phone and listen. I gaped at her."

Gena Showalter, American Novelist

Comedy, Humor, Privacy, Family, Absurdity

"When I was nine, we'd take a bus to the seaside. Coming back, we'd take turns entertaining, singing songs and the like. I tried some stand-up comedy. I had a captive audience in that bus. Then I realized I wanted to do more than that."

Jim Dale, British Musician

Comedy, Singing, Songs

"It's a great counter to doing the soap because it's a comedy. It's real physical comedy."

Corbin Bernsen, American Actor

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"To be perfectly honest, drama is a lot simpler than comedy."

Nikki Cox, American Actress

Comedy, Drama

"About 25 years ago, I was in an apartment, and next door, they put on the radio, so I struck the wall with my fist, but they did not put the radio down. I took a tool and banged until I made a hole through the wall. It was like a comedy movie."

Klaus Kinski, German Actor

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"She's got feet like boats, whiskers like an American, and her undies are filthy."

"I think I've only done one horror movie, Psycho III. That was a walk in the park compared to a romantic comedy."

"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room."

"Comedy was one of those genres that while appearing quite jolly was actually highly dangerous."

"He's called you, like, four times in the past week. And seriously, you should be embarrassed. I've never met anyone who has as much phone sex as you two. My eyes narrowed on her. "How do you know about the phone sex? "Duh. I pick up the phone and listen. I gaped at her."

"When I was nine, we'd take a bus to the seaside. Coming back, we'd take turns entertaining, singing songs and the like. I tried some stand-up comedy. I had a captive audience in that bus. Then I realized I wanted to do more than that."

"It's a great counter to doing the soap because it's a comedy. It's real physical comedy."

"To be perfectly honest, drama is a lot simpler than comedy."

"About 25 years ago, I was in an apartment, and next door, they put on the radio, so I struck the wall with my fist, but they did not put the radio down. I took a tool and banged until I made a hole through the wall. It was like a comedy movie."

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