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"With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle."
Audience

"I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one."
Respect

"I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia."
Drama

"My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with."
Family

"You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear."
Fear

"It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether."
Love

"We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves."
Emotional

"There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but he's not. Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out."
Being

"When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that."
Care

"I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up."
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"In 1993 my birthday present was a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame."
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"I'm most comfortable in my birthday suit."
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"On my birthday, I was in Milan for the collections."
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"I have had fans make me the big picture collages of the photo books; I have had fans send me birthday cakes... sing to me on my voicemail. I have had fans flash me. I have had older fans give me their bras and underwear onstage."
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"Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same."
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"I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent, and there were 150 people waiting for me, all wearing masks of my face."
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"Well, I started conducting kind of by accident. I wanted to give myself a special birthday present for my fortieth birthday, and I was living in San Francisco at the time and I started attending some of the concerts and then simply dropping hints."
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"With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me."
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"I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party."
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"The summer of 2002 at the Wilson birthday party I met Van Dyke again and I made plans to have dinner with him."
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