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Steven Wright

"If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?"

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Amber Hurdle

"'Programming' is a four-letter word."

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"Once they're on paper, they're gone. I like to do as much with the words, as far as image goes."

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Amber Hurdle

"I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless."

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Amber Hurdle

"Words are just words."

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Amber Hurdle

"I consider looseness with words no less of a defect than looseness of the bowels."

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"I won't mention the word tired. This is the 20th century and I can go around a little faster."

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Amber Hurdle

"All I'm writing is just what I feel, that's all. I just keep it almost naked. And probably the words are so bland."

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Amber Hurdle

"Better break your word than do worse in keeping it."

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Amber Hurdle

"A picture is worth a thousand words. An interface is worth a thousand pictures."

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Amber Hurdle

"The paper burns, but the words fly away."

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"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
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"Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night."
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"I was in the supermarket the other day, and I met a lady in the aisle where they keep the generic brands. Her name was 'woman."
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