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"I consider looseness with words no less of a defect than looseness of the bowels."
"Words really flattering are not those which we prepare but those which escape us unthinkingly."
"I won't mention the word tired. This is the 20th century and I can go around a little faster."
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"The world's most lethal venom is not found on the tongues of serpents, but on the tongues of a disgruntled wife."
"A million words were going through my head and honestly I didn't say one of them. I wanted to let it sit, simmer, you know I wanted to soak it all in - the moment was amazing."
"If you say a word against a 'sensitive' person, it will have an immediate effect. In reality, words are simply a 'record' playing."
Explore more quotes by Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
"People may think I'm trying something new by telling stories, but they're just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That's what I do."
"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."
"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."
"If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny."
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