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"It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind."
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"The word of my lord is the sword for world."
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"My word fly up my thoughts remain below: Words without thoughts never to heaven go."
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"But words - words are not enough!"
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"Words really flattering are not those which we prepare but those which escape us unthinkingly."
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"If you say a word against a 'sensitive' person, it will have an immediate effect. In reality, words are simply a 'record' playing."
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"I jokingly refer to the word "gourmet" as the "g" word."
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"Why does everyone have to pretend to be stupid and not know long words?"
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"If you have ever been in a real tragic or sad situation, the words that come out are hopelessly inadequate and kind of cliched."
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"I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless."
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"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
Now

"Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it."
Press

"I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side."
Future

"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."
Purpose

"I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.'"
Open

"I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly."
Company

"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."
Luck

"Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country."
Country

"I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it."
World

"I like to reminisce with people I don't know."
People
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