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Steven Wright

"If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?"

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A.E. Samaan

"It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind."

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A.E. Samaan

"The word of my lord is the sword for world."

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A.E. Samaan

"My word fly up my thoughts remain below: Words without thoughts never to heaven go."

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A.E. Samaan

"But words - words are not enough!"

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A.E. Samaan

"Words really flattering are not those which we prepare but those which escape us unthinkingly."

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A.E. Samaan

"If you say a word against a 'sensitive' person, it will have an immediate effect. In reality, words are simply a 'record' playing."

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A.E. Samaan

"I jokingly refer to the word "gourmet" as the "g" word."

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A.E. Samaan

"Why does everyone have to pretend to be stupid and not know long words?"

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A.E. Samaan

"If you have ever been in a real tragic or sad situation, the words that come out are hopelessly inadequate and kind of cliched."

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A.E. Samaan

"I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless."

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Steven Wright
"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."

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Steven Wright
"Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it."

Press

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Steven Wright
"I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side."

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Steven Wright
"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."

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Steven Wright
"I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.'"

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Steven Wright
"I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly."

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Steven Wright
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."

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Steven Wright
"Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country."

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Steven Wright
"I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it."

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Steven Wright
"I like to reminisce with people I don't know."

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