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"Paul Simon started piling up a lot of words, more than the bar could handle, and I stopped!"

"Yes and, you know, I can't use the nice words anymore because I used to chicken out by using them. I used to call myself plus size, used to call myself chubby. I used to call myself overweight."

"I consider the process of gestation just as important as when you're actually sitting down putting words to the paper."

"I consider looseness with words no less of a defect than looseness of the bowels."

"We printed all the words out because otherwise nobody would be able to understand them."

"Maverick is a word which appeals to me more than misfit. Maverick is active, misfit is passive."
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"'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, 'it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less.'"
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"Words really flattering are not those which we prepare but those which escape us unthinkingly."
Explore more quotes by Steven Wright


"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."


"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."


"Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'"


"I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot."


"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
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